Isa, Opening A Capri Sun: Guess I'll Drink My Sorrows Away.

Jake: If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yea," why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"?

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.

Isa: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Jake: Hey Isa, what's your sign? Isa: Do not enter.

Isa: I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.

nearly 300 people were arrested in nyc last night

Jake: A crush is called a crush because she will most likely crush your feelings.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.