Jake: Anxiety? What Could Be Giving You Anxiety? Isa: Um, Let's See. Every Aspect Of My Life?

Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?

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2 years ago

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.


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2 years ago

Isa: Since the pandemic started, Jake just stands there sadly looking through the window. I should probably go let him in.


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2 years ago

Kaylee: Kai, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Kai: *nervous laughter* Umm… Neat!

[Later]

Kai: I can’t believe I said neat, Jake. Neat! Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Jake: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Isa confessed to me?

Kai: Didn’t you like, thanked her?

Jake: *closes magazine and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.

2 years ago

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.


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2 years ago

Isa: Hello, nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend Jake. Jake: You have got to stop introducing me like that. Jake: I'm her husband.


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11 months ago

Israel PURPOSEFULLY targets CHILDREN in Gaza !!!!

Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
Israel PURPOSEFULLY Targets CHILDREN In Gaza !!!!
2 years ago

Isa: I am strong! I beat Kai at arm wrestling!

Jake: Anyone can beat Kai at arm wrestling!

Kai: Hey-


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2 years ago

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.


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