Kaylee: Kai, I’m So Happy I Could Kiss You!

Kaylee: Kai, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Kai: *nervous laughter* Umm… Neat!

[Later]

Kai: I can’t believe I said neat, Jake. Neat! Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Jake: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Isa confessed to me?

Kai: Didn’t you like, thanked her?

Jake: *closes magazine and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.

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2 years ago

"I think what made me love him is that everyone loves him but he hangs out with me."


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2 years ago

Isa: Why can’t any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Jake: I have a person who does that for me:

Isa: Yeah, ME.

Jake: I’m glad you agree.


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2 years ago

Isa: If you ever come across me, just let Jake know I'm coffee-drunk. He'll come in less than 5 minutes.


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2 years ago

Isa: I think it’s so unfair that I have to manage my anger just because people can’t manage their stupidity.


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1 year ago

zionists are finding gazans donations posts and harassing them and talking shit. if you see that PLEASE drown them out but with love for the gazans you're defending and not with hate towards the zionists. the goal is to make the person being harassed feel loved and not to fill their notes with negativity even if it's directed at zionists

2 years ago

Jake: I know what you’re up to, Isa.

Isa: Really? Because I barely know.


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1 year ago
Nikki Hailey in Israel scribbling "FINISH
THEM" on the shells that the lOF is about to fire into Rafah in defiance of the International Court of Justice.
Biden provided the shells, Republicans autograph them. The US political class is united in its complicity with this genocide. pic.twitter.com/ElA668NkyH

— Eye on Palestine (@EyeonPalestine) May 28, 2024

I hope this energy is returned to her tenfold and she sees no peace in her lifetime.

1 year ago

Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

2 years ago

Jake: The first time I ever got upset in front of Isa, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Isa: I was doing both, for your information.

Kai: The first time Isa hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.


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2 years ago

Isa: What if we made a K-drama realistic?

Jake: Continue.

Isa: Like, what if we had a haters to neighbors to friends to best friends to lovers in 16 or 20 episodes?

Jake: So basically, ..us.

Isa: Some even say we have better chemistry than any drama.

Jake: Although that’s true, I’ll take your word from yesterday and leave us as it is.


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