Juan Soto As A Yankee Is The Sexiest Thing To Ever Happen To Us

bffs

my queen

hockey needs confessionals. not typical player robot soundbites. but i want them sitting with a bad green screen background in the middle of a game like

“and then, get this, he tells me i need to get some mouthwash! you believe that shit? like, buddy, if you’re that close to my mouth maybe YOU’RE the problem!”

“like he literally bit me. who does that? who bites someone? he’s crazy. and with a father like his, i don’t even know why i’m surprised!”

“you know i’m lining up for a face off against him and it’s really awkward, okay, because i mean. half of this league has slept with him or dreamt about it at least, right? not to call him a slut but if the shoe fits. so obviously i lose the face off,”

neymar jr

pep you bald bitch you do know that you can make julian and erling starters simultaneously right 😭 like my man juli could score a hat-trick in one game and get benched the next what does he have to do to be included 😭

2025 city is not for the weak

juraj slafkovsky

jt

jayson tatum at crawsover pro-am

god truly has given his toughest battle to his sexiest soldiers (me and daniel)