I Feel Like "thanks To Bisexuals And Gen Z" Deserves A Place In The Tumblr Meme Phrases

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

this is exactly what being a girl feels like

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

reblog to pick up a Tumblr mutual like a cat and give them a hug

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

someone teach me how to draw bears