Limits Of The Human Body

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

happy hallowed ween from your local potion seller……

second potion is an old commission for @vzmp i reuploaded because i messed up the formatting the first time and it’s been bugging me for ages

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer