Personinwaytoomanyfandoms - Dan

i still can't get over the fact that isak and evan talk about parallel universes and how there are probably infinite versions of them and their relationship and then we get to see those parallel universes. and it was done before the remakes were a thing. like how crazy is that.

this made me giggle

Marc Marquez 

Yuki saying he couldn't party to celebrate points in Imola until after Monaco and now he just scored points in Monaco for the first time. They're gonna be fishing my guy out of the harbour tonight

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

drinking silver to kill whatever it is inside you | lewis & nico

Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg before the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix at the Yas Marina Circuit, Photographed by David Davies / Love (and Hate) with the Proper Stranger: Affective Honesty and Enactment: A Study of Relational Sensibility Case Presentation and Commentaries, Edited by Estelle Shane / "US GP: Why did Nico Rosberg throw his cap at Lewis Hamilton?" By Matt Morlidge for Sky Sports / "Cain Kills Abel Under a Stormy Sky" Wood engraving by H. Pisan after G. Dore, 1832 / Lyrics from Ex-Girlfriend by No Doubt / Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg wave to the crowds during the drivers parade of the Malaysian Grand Prix, Photographed by Teh Eng Koon / "Nico Rosberg poses as journalist to open spat with Lewis Hamilton" by Edward Gibbes, The Guardian / Mercedes-Benz Australian TV Advertisement, 1997 / Silver Denarius depicting a she-wolf nursing Romulus and Remus, Mediterranean, 137 BCE / Article Headline from The Guardian / Nike Ad for XY Magazine, 1990's / Mercedes-Benz German TV Advertisement, 2000s / Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg in Singapore, Photographed by Hoch Zwei / "Fratricide and Fraternity" by Donald Clark Hodges, The Journal of Religion / Subtitles from "Brokeback Mountain" dir. Ang Lee / "Mercedes threatened to sack Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg after Spanish GP collision, says Niki Lauda" By Jonathan Green for Sky Sports / Achilles Mourning the Death of Patroclus (Achille pleurant la mort de Patrocle), Oil and Graphite, Rome 1962 / Lewis Hamilton, Photographed during a press conference / "Pendant with Cain and Abel", German, 19th Century / Comment left by Lewis Hamilton on a blog post of Nico Rosberg, 2003 / Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton, photographed in childhood / Animal Locomotion, Plate 345, Collotype after Eadweard Muybridge, 1887

Don’t let cele pretty face trick you they are both dumis;)

me introducing my american friends to joker out: guys you should check out this cool slovenian band they're super talented and their artistry is unmatched!!

the band:

so uh, that F1TV commentary of the GP huh?

Sometimes I forget that Casey Stoner & Mark Webber don't really exist in the same bubble as much as I would like them to...