Alpine Doing This Silly Little Hype Video Even Though We All Know Damn Well Jack Is Gonna Be The New

“Ollie, come down stairs” I hear Ayao Komatsu yell I look in the mirror and fluff my brown curls and adjust my haas team polo at the bottom of the stairs my team principal is standing next to a bailiff and a man with dark hair and dark eyes he looks me up and down like he wants to eat me “Ollie this is your new owner, Uralkali” omg my team sold me to one direction is letting a former sponsor seize me as collateral for unpaid debts

while brocedes jumped off a bridge

happy birthday kimi 🥳

cuz baby i deliver (a lethal dose of morphine)

so uh, that F1TV commentary of the GP huh?

Marc Marquez 

"Ody, get away from the ledge" - Eurylochus called Odysseus "Ody" too

"I'll stay in your heart" - Same thing Anticlea sang to Odysseus

"Stay in my open arms" - And Polites too

Calypso I know you're trying to calm Odysseus but are you realizing you're literally pushing him further to jump 🙃