Some Brocedes Lore Is Actually Insane It Reads Like A Gay Fanfiction. What Do You Mean They Talked About

Yuki saying he couldn't party to celebrate points in Imola until after Monaco and now he just scored points in Monaco for the first time. They're gonna be fishing my guy out of the harbour tonight

Okay so are we going to talk about the logistics of printing out the last page of his contract and posing with it for a picture

ONE WEEK UNTIL MOTOGP IS BACK

"Ody, get away from the ledge" - Eurylochus called Odysseus "Ody" too

"I'll stay in your heart" - Same thing Anticlea sang to Odysseus

"Stay in my open arms" - And Polites too

Calypso I know you're trying to calm Odysseus but are you realizing you're literally pushing him further to jump 🙃

Welcome to Motogp, we have

Gay

Gayer

And "Now we can have a hug, maybe in 2 or 3 years we get married."

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

This was funnier in my head

happy valentino rossi’s day to those who celebrate! 💛