Oh How I Love Being A Hinged Woman Fighting Daily To Not Let The Screws Go Loose

the blade is folded steel. that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. if i may — perfectly balanced. the tang is nearly the full width of the blade.

Team: go seduce Rasputin.

Conrad: oh, okay...

Rasputin: no no I don't want the puppy, i want to fuck a tiger. bring me the dilf.

Oxford: how do you want me?

RIP Connor Roy (not dead just gone from our screens) you would have hated Napoleon (2023).

god bless georgia tennant for being like. you know who can truly do this character justice as an angry pathetic tryhard rizzless ambitious and successful sociopath? my beloved husband.

He’s also your brother’s brother in law.

And we learn once again that public proposals are the absolute devil and should never take place. Ever.

Yo, boat nerds and cold boy fans! LEGO is releasing a set of the Endurance soon, and the Black Friday freebie will be the lifeboat. 😭

Just finished the Canterbury Tales and I'm upset we won't know what the Cook was cooking 😔