"Wigged Norrington Is Still Hot, Y'all Are Just Sleepin On It."

Damn, I’m old

[me, softly] w h a t t h e f r i c k…….

The show would be peak television if we just got a little bit of George Russell’s bare ass

if The Gilded Age (the show) wanted to be Great, it would stop the bullshit with Meryl Streep's daughter and be about:

a) fucking

b) Nathan Lane's accent

c) that Russell broad going "darling I need 37.3 million 2023 dollars (American) to fund a party at which I will drop an entire chandelier on Mrs. Astor and her associates"

to which her husband invariably hands her a blank check and goes "what my baby wants my baby gets, now send a telegram if you need me, I'm off to kill a union leader in the street"

Oh how I love being a hinged woman fighting daily to not let the screws go loose

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

silent rave

one of my deepest darkest secrets is that the taggie x rupert relationship dynamic is literal catnip to me it hits every time. give me rakish older man who's so ruthless he scorches the ground of any place he's ever called home and then goes back to his empty life in his empty house and tries to remember how to be human, put a girl in front of him who's so genuinely good and unsullied and a little vulnerable and so sure he can be better than who he's always been that she almost makes him believe he can do it too and then - and this is crucial - make it so he absolutely cannot touch her no matter what. and then sit back and watch me implode

He said he was a gentleman and he meant it. There was more than one thing he was gonna be following through on in that gazebo…being a gentleman was one of them.

I just don’t think we’ve spoken enough about the fact that Anthony and Kate were both so pent up in that gazebo they were tearing each other’s clothes off and yet Anthony still stopped and went

“Wait, I need a little pillow for my girl. And a blanket for when we’re spooning afterwards.”

ANTHONY?!

we all talk about elizabeth’s kiss of death but i want to talk about how every ship james ever sails on  ( the dauntless,  the interceptor,  the pearl,  the endeavor )  ends up at the bottom of the ocean with the exception of the dutchman,   which is the ship that he himself dies on

James Norrington did nothing wrong. His only crime was being a Jane Austen hero in a Disney movie based on a theme park ride.

ALAN RICKMANas COLONEL BRANDON |  Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad.

⤷ SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee