Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Superman/Batman (2003-2011) #6

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic. 

Tell me why my dumbass thought the GL oath actually was "from my shoulder to my wrist, look out evil, it's my fist"

Stale: who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman

Woke: who would win in a fight between Superman and Captain Marvel in a non friendly match and how much would Billy Batson cry after winning

this is their whole relationship

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Billy Batson & John Constantine, Billy Batson & Chas Chandler Characters: Billy Batson, John Constantine, Chas Chandler, Clark Kent Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I mean it kinda is, not studying hahaha, Crack, just a little bit, Not Beta Read Series: Part 1 of I Took It as a Taunt Summary:

Billy Batson, current (child) Champion of Magic, spectacularly misunderstands when Superman gives him an invitation to the Justice League.

He joins anyway.

you ever just.

Masterlist of Comic Knowledge Posts

(To be expanded upon as new posts are made, but for now, here’s a place you can find any big questions I’ve answered or comic info I’ve dug up)

DC Timeline Powerpoint

The Significance of Jason’s Bat Symbol

Damian’s First Canon Interactions With Each Batfam Member

The Brady Bunch

What Instruments Do the Batkids Play?

How Tim Lost His Spleen

When and Why Tim Changed His Color Scheme to Red and Black

Batkids + Major Injuries

The History of Damian’s Skin Tone in Comics

Is Dick White?

Crash Course on Bart Allens’ Death

The Batkids + Swearing

Duke Thomas’ Personality and How to Write It

My Cringey Old Tim Drake + Depression Masterpost

“I Don’t Hit My Kids” Yeah Okay Old Man

If You Were Wondering Whether Dick and Tim Like Pineapple On Pizza, the Answer is Yes

Remember the Time N52 Bart Was a Psychopath

Batkids’ Last Words

Every Panel of the Batkids Referring to Each Other As Siblings That I Could Find

Damian and Selina’s Current Relationship

Tim is a Health Nut

The Aftermath of Bart’s Death

Every Panel of Bruce and Dick Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Bruce and Jason Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Bruce and Tim Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Duke and Cass Being Referred to As Bruce’s Children That I Could Find

Bruce’s “Death” and Battle For the Cowl Explained

Batkid Canon Nicknames

The Confusing History of Ra’s and Talia’s Eye Colors

Jason Suffers From Chronic Pain, Y’all

Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.