I Have Two Types Of Shipping

My friend got some shots for us and all I could think was John Mulaneys story about the song What's New Pussy Cats 🤣

I concur

You know what’s up

Guys I realized why mermista is so rude and edgy. She’s from the sea so she’s, idk, I guess you could say…

Salty

bisexuality

“Racists, lgbtqphobes, and exclusionists can get fucked” Another post brought to you by the “let people live their goddamn lives” gang

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

Yass

Sea hawk is bisexual. Wanna know how I know that? All pirates are bisexual and so am I, so I’m right.