Yass

You know what’s up

Amethyst’s too cool to be cold Pearl, get with the program

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

this part is so fuckibg FUNNYDJDJD

Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him

He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.

Mass Effect: Andromeda being a deeply flawed game aside; Jaal’s romance is the best because it is, at its heart, just two alien fuckers living the absolute dream

Jaal and Ryder are both alien fuckers, pass it on

This is oddly satisfying