Ohhhhhhh Ok So I Was Not Expecting That To Happen Uhhh Now I Feel Bad About Talking Shit About His Mullet

we get one life and i was born a lesbian. thank god.

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

ⓘ This user is tired.

#quality content

"The Adventure of the Lions Mane" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle with illustrations by Frederic Dorr Steele as published in Liberty Magazine (Nov. 27, 1926)

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

Omg Hera hates it too I feel so vindicated.

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind