"why Did The Ring Mostly Affect Frodo And Not Bilbo Who Had It For A Gazillion Years" Objectively Has

i haven't been playing tumblr as much because i've been outside inhaling pollen

Thinking about them

Going to grad school, I see

we get one life and i was born a lesbian. thank god.

another rogue one thing that andor finale adds to is orson krennic's Worst Fucking Week Of His Life. he's already overbudget and behind schedule. classified info leaked because security bureau apparently have dogshit personal operational security. the bureau chief just offed himself so there's no one to scapegoat. tarkin is trying to steal credit for his work. vader chokes him if he gets in a pissy mood. he hates his job and his job hates him. he's probably getting a pre-cancerous stress ulcer from all of this. the spemails (space emails) have not found him well.

i made this months ago and only posted it on twitter because i forgot

puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

Omg Hera hates it too I feel so vindicated.

Kanan just walks up in to this glider painting party with the WORST MULLET IN JEDI HISTORY??? And everybody just acts like nothing happened becasue how do you tell the blind guy that he just gave himself a shit haircut bc he's blind

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets