Queen Dorcas Has Arrived 😌💚

im going to yerd u all

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

it’s 2025. you will never know peace, @derinthescarletpescatarian

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

we need to talk about the long-term impact of the AIDS pandemic

aids has traumatized the queer community.

when i was 10 years old i didnt know i was queer yet. i never saw any queer people on tv. id never met any queer people, other than my uncle. i was aware that there had been a plague that killed a lot of gay people.

i honestly thought my uncle was the only survivor. i thought there were none of us left.

i didnt know queer people could live. all i knew was my uncle was gay, all his friends died of some disease that killed all the gays, and his mother wanted him to catch it too.

i didnt know there was a chance for us. when i realized i was queer it was terrifying. i thought i would end up like my uncle or his friends who died.

i had no idea that queer people could survive to old age.

i thought it was a death sentence.

even though im older now, im still traumatized. im still learning that i have a shot at life. im not going to die. but im still scared. i havent seen my uncle in years. i dont know any queer people old enough to have actually lived during the 80s.

its scary growing up knowing that people like you dont get old.

real

I wish i had enough followers that i could just post “Narcissa Black is a lesbian ” and have 20 people just be like “real ”.

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

On new moons, Remus is miserable not because of the wolf doing something, it's because it does nothing. His hearing turns to normal, his pain is gone, his mind is clear and he hates it. He spends it curled up on his bed, understimulated and thinking about embarrasing things he did at fifteen and how nobody loves him.

When Regulus and him got together Regulus talks him trough it every single time, He tells stories ge pulled up from his ass, he sings, they fuck all day, Regulus sucks him dry, make him a whimpering mess, and keeps going—turns out that's the best solution.

ok but what about a fic that's canon compliant except rosekiller are raising luna... and then they decide to raise harry too

what if xenophilius also died in the accident that killed pandora so luna was adopted by her uncles? what if evan finds out that dumbledore is raising harry to destroy the rest of voldemort's horcruxes (and himself, considering he is one) and absolutely loses his shit because one of his best friends and his sister died trying to get rid of one? what if he and barty decide to just steal harry after that?

harry getting to king's cross after his second year and finding that the dursleys aren't there because they were told not to come. luna appearing out of nowhere and telling him he's going to be staying with her family now, and her family being two guys who look absolutely murderous until they see her.

also can we imagine the order of the phoenix dynamic. like omfg rosekiller and sirius would be screaming at each other 24/7 and this is 100% how sirius finds out how regulus died and what dumbledore is doing with harry. i just. it would be very fun to write but also very angsty (and that's what this fandom loves, isn't it?)

Imagine if Luna had a special power like Pandora.

Like if she could see through Poly- Juice potioned people , If she was in Goblet Of Fire it would’ve gone like this .

“Hey uncle Barty ”

“ No I’m Mad Eye Moody ”

“No you’re not you are my uncle Barty”

Later in his office …

“So Luna how’d you know”

“ I can see past Poly-Juice potion, Dad says I have a special ability just like mum ”

“ That’s right , It’s so nice to see you again .”

Then after she left he broke down in tears because she is all he has left of Pandora and the love of his life Evan .

“You can kiss a hundred boys in bars, shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling. You can say it's just the way you are, make a new excuse, another stupid reason. Good luck, babe, well good luck… You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling…”

BUT IT’S JEGULUS. IT’S SO THEM.