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the marauders fandom really said "fuck JK Rowling they are all trans cuz I said so" and I think that's beautiful

put a blade on the purse and use it to disembowel them, then carry their intestines in your purse a battle trophy!

Yk what's such a strange tag to me

"Lily evans bashing"

Bc why? Like she can be viewed as an antagonist from the pov (for example reg's pov might not like her) but why is there a tag for bashing?? That just seems weird

And with that existing, there's a "no lily evans bashing" tag

And the whole things is ridiculous truly

Isn't it crazy how we can love lily and jegulus and not hate either

We love lily in this house

hc/au where ancient greek is annabeth’s first language. i mean she comes out of athena’s head right? who probably thinks in greek? she constantly defaults to it, and doesn’t even process she’s doing it half the time because most people at camp dont bat an eye. hc that when percy and annabeth are studying and trying to explain something to the other they unconsciously switch to greek (especially where annabeth and english class is concerned. my girl canonically hates english books). the majority of the time they’re only really speaking in half english half greek. annabeth says something in greek, percy responds in english or latin and vice versa. the first time paul blofis witnesses them do it, it’s before he finds out percy’s a demigod, and as an english major, is like. what the fuck did that kid just speak in greek. sally is like yea his dad is greek haha…and paul is like?? ancient?? greek?? yes paul, yes.

Platonic MoonWater and Jealous ProngsFoot

Regulus: *went to the Marauders dorm room cuz he's bored and he wants to see James and Sirius but ended up only seeing Remus cuz the others went out so now he's just spending time with his brother's boyfriend*

Remus: *on his bed with Regulus, peacefully reading aloud a muggle book while Regulus is leaning on him cuz muggle literature fascinates him*

James: *enters the room* Hey, we got some- *sees them* What the hell is this?!

Remus: Oh, hey, Prongs, we were just-

Sirius: *coming in* AAAAH! WHAT THE HELL, MOONY?! My own brother?! I feel so betrayed! *faints dramatically*

Regulus: Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sirius: Hey, you watch your mouth. Babies aren't allowed to say that word.

James: Why, Reggie?! Why?! Why would you do this to us?! I thought you loved me!

Remus: Padfoot, Prongs, get a hold of yourselves. You guys are being ridiculous

Sirius: We're being ridiculous?! My brother and my boyfriend are in bed together!

Regulus: He was just reading to me.

James: Oh, the pain and devastation!

Sirius: What does he have that I don't, Moony?

Remus: Silence. What he has that you don't have is that he knows how to be quiet.

Sirius: Well, if that's what you wanted, you know exactly what to do.

James: And I can read to you, Reggie. I'm a much better story teller than that dyslexic moron.

Regulus: He's the top student in your year. Plus, his voice sounds nice. And he's warm to cuddle with. *cuddles up to Remus*

James: *gaasp* Moony, you thief

Remus: *hugs Regulus back* And Regulus is much cuter than you are, Sirius.

Sirius: *literal heartbreak then falls face first onto the floor*

Regulus: *smug* We're gonna get married as soon as I graduate.

Remus: *kisses Regulus' cheek*

Sirius and James: *die*

Peter, watching all of this unfold from the doorway: ...We got you guys some dinner.

sirius black, trouble incarnate

Brotherly love.

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

I'm obsessed with the idea of Lily's period syncing with the full moon so for the week surrounding it she and Remus both just lay on opposite ends of the comfiest couch in the common room, eating chocolate and talking shit while their boyfriends wait on them hand and foot

Remus making Sirius massage his sore body while Lily makes James take hourly trips to the kitchens to get snacks and she uses Reg as a body pillow and he's like scowling and complaining the whole time like "I'm not even your boyfriend, James is just both of ours." but he doesn't actually try to get up

NO WHAT ABOUT TRANS REGGIE WHERE HIS SYNCS TOO

James frantically running around getting snacks and heating packs and making teas while Lily and Reg cuddle and Reg bitches at Sirius from the other end of the couch and Sirius bitches back while Lily and Remus read their own copies of the same book and talk about it over the brothers bickering

Reg stops every so often to give his own commentary on the book bc he's already read it

James returns from one trip to the kitchens to find Sirius about pulling his hair out while the other three are in a heated debate about which character is the best

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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