Us Marauders Fandom Are Just Insane

percy: im passing the phone to someone who literally gave me grey hair after getting herself kidnapped at the ripe age of 13 making me go get her

annabeth:…im passing the phone to someone who got kidnapped and went missing for 7 months at the RIPE AGE of 16 and now has to wear an air tag on his camp necklace so he doesn’t get lost

percy:……im passing the phone to someone with abandonment issues

annabeth:…….im passing the phone to someone who uses humor to deal with the extreme trauma he lived through as a young tween

percy:………..im passing the phone to someone who’s literal mom is the goddess of wisdom yet she can’t read or spell

annabeth: im passing the phone to someone with daddy issues

percy: im passing the phone with daddy AND mommy issues

annabeth: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE-

grover: guys can i please have my phone back please i just want to ft my girlfriend please

i just love that their all friends and that that is what is first and foremost no matter that percy and annabeth are dating they were besties first so their silly and they’re annoying and i love them as a trio

another non binary/ trans person on edblr! hi!

Sharing this here, too.

Man, I feel so much more comfortable with myself since figuring out I'm non-binary and demi like holy shit... I didn't expect to feel this good.

On new moons, Remus is miserable not because of the wolf doing something, it's because it does nothing. His hearing turns to normal, his pain is gone, his mind is clear and he hates it. He spends it curled up on his bed, understimulated and thinking about embarrasing things he did at fifteen and how nobody loves him.

When Regulus and him got together Regulus talks him trough it every single time, He tells stories ge pulled up from his ass, he sings, they fuck all day, Regulus sucks him dry, make him a whimpering mess, and keeps going—turns out that's the best solution.

Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect

it’s 2025. you will never know peace, @derinthescarletpescatarian

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me."

~ Taylor Swift (Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?) Pairing: none - Rating: T - Write with me!

"I heard he's got millions of galleons in his vault..." "I heard he's got the newest broomsticks years before they go on the market." "Imagine having dinner with the Minister?" "I heard his parents bought an entire wing in the Library." "Merlin, I'd kill to be him." "I heard his Mother hates him because he's queer..." "I heard he was kicked out over the summer!." "Dumbarse, he's losing all those galleons." "Hell, I'd do anything to have what he had."

The rumors followed Sirius everywhere. The whispers about the glamorous life of the Black Family Heir.

He ignored it.

If they only knew what he went home to each holiday.

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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Happy Pride Month

25 Days of Jegumas. - @noblehouseofgay - Traditions - 362 Words

Regulus sighed, smoothing down his skirt in the mirror. He looked ridiculous. He looked like a girl. Of course he did. Stupid Black family and their stupid Christmas parties. He’d gotten by in trousers when it was just him and Sirius there, but nooo, of course he had to wear a dress at the Christmas party.

“Don’t you look wonderful.” Sirius said dryly as he walked in, and Regulus was immediately jealous of the dress robes he got to wear. Well, he was always jealous of how Sirius looked, but especially now.

“Why do you get to wear trousers…” Regulus mumbled, tugging the ugly bejeweled beret out of his hair and let his short curls fall in his face.

“Because our mother is a transphobic bitch.” He said simply. “I could trim up your hair before if you like.” Regulus shook his head. “I don’t need Mother to have another reason to yell at me.”

“Well, you look lovely anyway. Men look excellent in skirts. I’d swap with you if I could.” That made Regulus snort softly, because he knew Sirius wasn’t lying. He’d seen him stealing his friend McKinnon’s skirts on multiple occasions.

Regulus turned back to the mirror, pale and green. 

“I look like her.” He croaked out.

“You don’t. You look like my very handsome brother. And I’m sure James will agree.” Regulus spun around on his heel. “You invited James?” 

He grinned. “Thought it might help. It took a lot of convincing on Mother’s part, but nonetheless, he’s waiting for you downstairs.” Regulus didn’t need further invitation, sprinting down the stairs and right into his boyfriend’s arms.

“I missed you.” He mumbled into his shoulder.

“Missed you more.” He smiled against his hair.

“You look great.”

“Sirius told you to say that.”

“He did. But it’s still the truth. You look most beautiful in what you’re comfortable in though.”

“I’m comfortable in y–”

“Oi!” They both turned to see Sirius descending the stairs like the main character of a novel.“Do not. Not in front of me. It’s repulsive.”

Regulus giggled and buried his face back in James’ neck, and James was more than happy to let him.