Historical Transmascs When You Open A Bag Of Sour Gummy Worms:

(This in itself is already forcemasc and that's just the regular caption. I just really wanted to post this)

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.

Make your lives extraordinary.

Steve Martin in the mid-‘60s

There is always time for dental hygiene, Seymour!

"you'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store?"

seymour and audrey, best T4T lovers to ever exist. i'm just testing the waters for my LSOH designs, but i like these two a lot so far!

[ID: a digital painting of seymour and audrey from little shop of horrors, facing each other and smiling. seymour is chubby with light brown skin, short dark curly hair, and glasses with a bandaid on his cheek, wearing a tan sweater over a light blue checkered shirt. audrey is skinny with pale skin, short wavy red hair, blue eyeshadow and a black eye, weaing an off-the-shoulder black dress and full-length gloves. the background is turquoise and 3 white lines.]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

One really weird thing transphobic cis women will say is something to the effect of “I was a tomboy, thank god it was before the transgender craze. They would made me transition.” Like, probably not, girl. As you are a cis woman who has never communicated any form of gender dysphoria. It makes it really obvious that they think being transgender is just conforming to different gender roles. There is an ocean between a little girl who likes traditionally masculine fashion and has traditionally masculine interests and a child that is transgender. They are not a slippery slope. They don’t push you down the slide of transgenderism if you cut your hair short when you’re 12.

There are so many trans men who were never tomboys, who were the picture of the ‘perfect little girl’ and genuinely enjoyed traditionally feminine hobbies and expressing themselves in ways associated with femininity. It confuses and angers cis people when they come out as trans because they only see gender as a role to perform and not an identity. If you’re truly a woman, you’re generally not susceptible to randomly turning into a man. If you’re truly a man, you’re generally not susceptible to randomly turning into a woman.

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

daily affirmations: at least I'm no longer 14