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LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself
Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(
Summery: A dumb short story where Kirk, Lars, and Cliff invite Steven, Duff, and Slash to movie night. Thing is Kirk grabs the WRONG movie.
Lars, Cliff, and Kirk invited Duff, Steven, and Slash to watch a movie with them. What movie are you asking? A movie with action, hot women, and rock n roll music that's what...with a little horror.
The 6 men are in a huge living room with a giant huge vintage TV. Kirk and Lars are standing next to each other and are standing in front of Cliff and their guests.
Kirk: Thank you for coming dudes. Steven: It's guys night out! Of course we had to come. Slash: It sucks Izzy or Axl didn't come. Say, where's James?
Both Lars and Kirk look at each other and shrug. Cliff scratches the back of his head.
Cliff: He said he had important things to do. Duff: That's okay. Maybe next time they can join us. So Lars, what movie did you pick out for us? Steven: Does it have ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC? Slash: Does it have boobs? I LOVE boobs! Cliff: Does it have cool scenes in which we can turn into a thrash metal song? Lars: It has action, rock n' roll music, and hot women. Kirk: And horror! Don't forget horror. Slash: (Points at Kirk while making eye contact at Duff) This guy knows me. I grew up on horror. Duff: This all sounds awesome. Now, how about snacks? What snack will you be providing us with today? Cliff: (Points to a dark blue cooler) We have cold beer in that cooler. Slash: Nice.
Slash, Steven, and Duff grab a beer from the cooler. Kirk dumps a bunch of snacks on the table right in front of them.
Kirk: And here are some snacks we can munch on. There are tacos also in the kitchen (points to the kitchen). Steven: Awesome!
Steven, Duff, and Slash go make their plates in the kitchen and then come back into the living room.
Slash: So what's this movie called? Kirk: (Looks at the movie that has no title or cover art) I don't know. Lars: Um, it's a surprise. Cliff: (Lights up a cigarette) Neat. I like surprises. Steven: (Munching on his tacos) Alright! Enough talk! Put the movie on already! I'm stoked! Duff: You heard Stevie. Kirk: Right!
Kirk puts it in. While Kirk does that, Lars turns off the lights. Kirk and Lars sit next to each other on the couch, a little too close.
Steven is really excited bopping in his seat with a HUGE smile on his face. Duff found this adorable.
Steven: Oh, it's starting.
The "movie" starts. On the screen is Fem!Kirk (Kim) wearing a white fur bikini with bunny ears laying in a king size bed in a "draw me like one of your French girls" pose.
Steven: Wow Kirk! I didn't know you had a cute twin sister. Slash: Yeah (licks his lips) and she's hot. Kirk: (Confused) Um, I don't. Lars: Um, what are we watching? Slash: SHHHH!
James voice can be heard. James appears on screen. He looks sexy as usual. He's shirtless with only black boxer briefs on.
Film!James: Is this damn thing on? Okay, good. Cliff: Huh, James made a movie before? Lars: Um, why didn't he tell us? Film!James: Oh wow! Easter came quite early this year. Film!Kim: (Giggles) Aren't you going to open your Easter gift, daddy? Film!James: Yes please... Film!Kim: Well come over here then, daddy.
At this point everyone knew it wasn't a movie...
Kirk: Ah, shit...
At this point Film!James rips off Kim's fur bikini and rails her on screen.
Film!James: Who's my dirty girl?!
Film!Kim is moaning in the background. Duffs, Kirks, and Lars's jaws dropped. Cliff is a tad bit drunk to care. Slash has a smile on his face and Steven is still bopping in his seat happily eating his tacos.
Lars: You had one job, Kirk! ONE JOB! Kirk: (Scratches the back of his head) Oops, looks like I grabbed the wrong film by mistake (laughs nervously).
Gatxs y calle / 01
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Shibuya - Tokyo, Japan
the man you are..
Y'all I just bought an eight inch dildo and that shit is SO GOOOOD I felt it in MY GUTS
Is it too much to ask? I just need a piece of this man (that dick), I want him to take care of me (rearrange my guts), to buy me gifts (fuck me senseless), for him to take me out on dates (to suck that dick til it falls), I want to feel his voice whispering in my ear (for him to eat my pussy), to cuddle me at night (to feel his fingers deep in my coochie) and for him to love and cherish me (to make me swallow all of his kids and birth them)
Is it really too much to ask?
Writing used to be my passion, now I only make drafts that I never finish or publish/ You can find various stupidities, ramblings, insipid poems, vents from my day to day life or my person drooling over Pedro Pascal, Joseph Quinn among others.Spanish/English
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