Ooptimisticallypeessimistic - Hopelessy Devothed To My Crazy Thoughts

Honestly not surprised in the slightest

(Schlatts bdsm quiz results from sdp Patreon)

I feel like living with GNR would be the most horrific and funniest things in the world, like it would definitely contain Axl hugging every body about cleaning up and making sure there mess is handled, and Slash sitting on the couch playing guitar obnoxiously loud or bugging you about snakes, and izzy would lowkey just sit there and watch all this chaos unfold with only the words "I told you not to". And duff and Steven would most likely by egging on each other in doing dumb shit like Duff guzzling down vodka and Steven standing there chanting his name like "DUFF! DUFF! DUFF! DUFF!" for the encouragement he never needed.

Especially Axl dicking you down so hard he makes you cry out in the pillows and your hips shaking, as he would definitely let his hickeys trail all over your neck down to your back and hips, owning every part of you, and fucking you in every room and on every piece of furniture, making sure everyone would and could hear and see how much he gives you pleasure.

Slash would be the same, he would love to watch you choke on hisndick as he would grasp your hair shoving himself down your throat with praises all around, moaning and groaning your name, with the occasional spank just to remind you on who your supposed to be pleasing. Him and him only.

Izzy would fuck you until you could barely form words, you'd just be a blabbering mess under him, he would be hitting your G spot over and over making up blurb out his name over and over, making you scream out his name at God knows what time at night or the morning, making sure everyone heard what you two had going on.

And just to let you know with duff and Steven, they will be sharing you constantly, having duffs dick shoved down your throat and Steven behind you pounding you hard as he praised every thing about you making sure you felt good about yourself and duff would move your head up and down forcing you to take more of his cock as you moaned around it and making sure you knew both if them wanted you bad as each other.

LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself

Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(

umm slashy…. You have a hole in your jeans💋🖤

bicep !!!

izzy is such a mood i can’t

A Movie

Summery: A dumb short story where Kirk, Lars, and Cliff invite Steven, Duff, and Slash to movie night. Thing is Kirk grabs the WRONG movie.

Lars, Cliff, and Kirk invited Duff, Steven, and Slash to watch a movie with them. What movie are you asking? A movie with action, hot women, and rock n roll music that's what...with a little horror.

The 6 men are in a huge living room with a giant huge vintage TV. Kirk and Lars are standing next to each other and are standing in front of Cliff and their guests.

Kirk: Thank you for coming dudes. Steven: It's guys night out! Of course we had to come. Slash: It sucks Izzy or Axl didn't come. Say, where's James?

Both Lars and Kirk look at each other and shrug. Cliff scratches the back of his head.

Cliff: He said he had important things to do. Duff: That's okay. Maybe next time they can join us. So Lars, what movie did you pick out for us? Steven: Does it have ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC? Slash: Does it have boobs? I LOVE boobs! Cliff: Does it have cool scenes in which we can turn into a thrash metal song? Lars: It has action, rock n' roll music, and hot women. Kirk: And horror! Don't forget horror. Slash: (Points at Kirk while making eye contact at Duff) This guy knows me. I grew up on horror. Duff: This all sounds awesome. Now, how about snacks? What snack will you be providing us with today? Cliff: (Points to a dark blue cooler) We have cold beer in that cooler. Slash: Nice.

Slash, Steven, and Duff grab a beer from the cooler. Kirk dumps a bunch of snacks on the table right in front of them.

Kirk: And here are some snacks we can munch on. There are tacos also in the kitchen (points to the kitchen). Steven: Awesome!

Steven, Duff, and Slash go make their plates in the kitchen and then come back into the living room.

Slash: So what's this movie called? Kirk: (Looks at the movie that has no title or cover art) I don't know. Lars: Um, it's a surprise. Cliff: (Lights up a cigarette) Neat. I like surprises. Steven: (Munching on his tacos) Alright! Enough talk! Put the movie on already! I'm stoked! Duff: You heard Stevie. Kirk: Right!

Kirk puts it in. While Kirk does that, Lars turns off the lights. Kirk and Lars sit next to each other on the couch, a little too close.

Steven is really excited bopping in his seat with a HUGE smile on his face. Duff found this adorable.

Steven: Oh, it's starting.

The "movie" starts. On the screen is Fem!Kirk (Kim) wearing a white fur bikini with bunny ears laying in a king size bed in a "draw me like one of your French girls" pose.

Steven: Wow Kirk! I didn't know you had a cute twin sister. Slash: Yeah (licks his lips) and she's hot. Kirk: (Confused) Um, I don't. Lars: Um, what are we watching? Slash: SHHHH!

James voice can be heard. James appears on screen. He looks sexy as usual. He's shirtless with only black boxer briefs on.

Film!James: Is this damn thing on? Okay, good. Cliff: Huh, James made a movie before? Lars: Um, why didn't he tell us? Film!James: Oh wow! Easter came quite early this year. Film!Kim: (Giggles) Aren't you going to open your Easter gift, daddy? Film!James: Yes please... Film!Kim: Well come over here then, daddy.

At this point everyone knew it wasn't a movie...

Kirk: Ah, shit...

At this point Film!James rips off Kim's fur bikini and rails her on screen.

Film!James: Who's my dirty girl?!

Film!Kim is moaning in the background. Duffs, Kirks, and Lars's jaws dropped. Cliff is a tad bit drunk to care. Slash has a smile on his face and Steven is still bopping in his seat happily eating his tacos.

Lars: You had one job, Kirk! ONE JOB! Kirk: (Scratches the back of his head) Oops, looks like I grabbed the wrong film by mistake (laughs nervously).

The End