Psst I Heard Another Blog Said You Couldn't Pee Yet. I Promise I Won't Tell Them If You Let Go Now. It's

Hey darling, what’s the problem? What’s making you blush like that? Ooh, you need to go potty? How much? 8/10, mhm? You’re such a good boy, holding all of that. What did you say? If you can go now? Of course not darling. Oooh, it’s getting worse? You’re leaking now, I can see that wet patch in the middle of your legs. Come here, let’s cuddle a bit. You’re so comfy now, so relaxed, what a good boy. You can go now, darling. Where are you trying to go? You can go potty here. Don’t be shy, I know how desperate you are, you’re bladder must be swollen and tired, let it rest. I feel the first drops, I know you can’t hold it anymore, don’t be shy, release all of it. Good boy…

one thing about kink is that its play pretend for freaks and i think thats beautiful

this kink is so funny what do you mean I'm wildly horny because I'm experiencing a basic bodily need

Hey, big fan of your Lynette and Lyney fics! Since no one has asked yet, what are your piss headcanons for them? 😊

If it is fine, maybe for Shenhe too. Since you already have written your ideas for Ganyu and Xianyun

Thank you so much!! And sorry for the wait...

Lyney

Medium bladder, good control

Used to hold it a lot, between being on stage, on missions, or just overall being the center of the attention

Not pee shy, but definitely shy about pee

Would try his hardest to hide any sign of desperation, which isn’t easy since he always has everyone’s attention on him most of the time. Would try to avoid anyone knowing he has to go or is desperate, and avoid accidents at all costs since his reputation is at stake.

If he really needs to go, would use a magic trick to ‘disappear’ so he can leave without anyone knowing his predicament. If he can’t, he would just give some excuse, along with a flirty line, without explaining.

Would only admit he actually needs to pee to Lynette, Freminet, or the traveler, or if he doesn’t have any other choice

If he’s really desperate, he would easily panic. He would not show it at all, but internally, he’s dying and his mind is in shambles.

Definitely flirting when desperate, both as an habit and as a way to distract people

When desperate, needs to keep his hands occupied, fiddles with his clothes, accessories or play with his cards

Can hold it with pure willpower for some time, and not show any desperation. Good at pretending he doesn’t need to pee like right now- but if no one is looking, definitely squirms A LOT and does adorable potty dances

Leaks a lot. Would pretend nothing’s wrong when he is literally slowly pissing his pants

Will try to hold it even if his pants are already wet

Lets out sighs or muffled moans when he finally pees as his body finally relaxes, whether it’s intentional or not

If he’s wetting himself, especially in public or in places where people are not supposed to pee, he would get too mortified to actually feel relief

If he ends up having an accident alone, would definitely be embarrassed. If he ends up having one in public, he would brush it off and laugh about it, maybe throw a flirty line or two, but he’s going to cry in the shower and hide under his bed.

Also, are we gonna talk about his outfit? Besides being extra cunty, there’s no way he didn’t have accidents before with what he’s actually wearing. Even if he does make it to a bathroom, by the time he removes everything it’s already too late.

Lynette

I’d say her bladder would be bigger than average, but not that big either. Like Lyney, between their shows and missions, she is used to holding it a lot, so she has a good control.

Hates feeling full, so would actively try to find somewhere to empty her bladder rather than hold it. Lyney often covers up for her by drawing attention to him so she can escape to take a quick pee

Doesn’t really say out loud when she needs to go, but she doesn’t speak out a lot to begin with. She would just leave without justifying herself

She would avoid wetting herself at all costs. She doesn’t want to retch of piss, and doesn’t want to stay in pee-soaked clothes. She would rather pee anywhere but herself

Including odd places or containers, as long as she’s not gonna get arrested for it

Doesn’t really mind getting near naked to pee outside, as long as she gets to keep her clothes dry and she’s hidden from view enough. Wouldn’t get undressed when people can really see her though (like in plain view)

Doesn't squirm much, however sways her tail a lot when desperate. If she's not exposed, would also use her hand to hold, or even grind onto something.

Actually pretty vocal if she doesn’t focus on holding back the noises that come out. Would often let out annoyed meows, groans or little whines

Leaks a lot before having an uncontrollable accident, but she rarely has one. Would usually let go after the first few leaks if she’s certain she’s not getting a toilet soon

Would let out huge sighs of relief and little moans, and enjoy the relief even if she’s wetting herself

If she has an accident, she would be pretty embarrassed, but if she’s comforted with some pastries she’s forgetting about it soon enough. Wouldn’t get too worked up about the accident, but don’t tell her you remember

Same if she gets caught peeing somewhere outside of a toilet

She drinks a lot of tea, so she pees a lot, even if her bladder is big. Often annoyed by it, but would still get up to go to the bathroom

Sometimes she’s just too comfy napping and will just drift to sleep again, then wake up bursting

And same as Lyney for the outfit, she definitely had a few accidents because she couldn't get those leotard off in time

Shenhe

Big bladder, good control. Can hold huge amounts for a long time, so her bladder takes a while to empty.

Has no social clues, including about bathrooms. Xianyun had to tell her several times that no, one can't just take one's pants off and pee on the side of the street. She’s doing her best, though, and actually tries to understand the bathroom culture.

Would say bluntly when she needs to go. Xianyun tried to tell her to sound a bit more delicate, but when she did try, it just sounded worse, so she gave up.

If she cannot go, she would hold until her absolute limit, which is a lot.

Doesn't care about peeing outside, doesn't care that she basically has to get naked to do so, even if she's in plain view. That woman has no sense of shame.

Actually prefers going outside rather than in a bathroom. Has trouble figuring how those things work.

When desperate, she doesn't squirm or do anything, just clench her muscles and hold it. There is no way to guess that she is actually bursting until she just. Go there.

If she does wet herself, her reaction would be "ah" and then that's it. She would ask to leave to clean herself up, and just wouldn't care that she just had a full-on accident, even in the case where she's in public.

Doesn't leak. Once the steam starts it doesn't stop until everything's out.

When she lets go, she occasionally lets out long sighs if she’s held it for a long time. It’s as vocal as she can get.

Xianyun definitely has a few funny story times about her

the hissing sound that happens when ppl pee after they've really had to go is so hot like please piss louder im begging you

I think letting someone watch you pee (or watching them pee) is a very intimate thing. Romantic, almost? It's sort of a mundane thing but I think there's a beauty in letting someone see you in such a vulnerable(?) state. Bonus points if the person being watched is desperate.

i love watching squirming and pee dancing. especially pee dancing, even if it's super subtle and they're just shifting their weight from foot to foot. fuck, especially if it's subtle, they don't want me to know their bladder is full but it is and they're hoping they can disguise it until we get back somewhere they can pee, instead of embarrassing themself by admitting how bad their need is. trying to play it casual but they have to go so bad, and i know they're desperate because i know what their subtle weight-shifting means but don't let on that i know.

This is stupid