This Kink Is So Funny What Do You Mean I'm Wildly Horny Because I'm Experiencing A Basic Bodily Need

I think letting someone watch you pee (or watching them pee) is a very intimate thing. Romantic, almost? It's sort of a mundane thing but I think there's a beauty in letting someone see you in such a vulnerable(?) state. Bonus points if the person being watched is desperate.

anybody else remember Baby Alive dolls? the hyperrealistic baby dolls that could pee and stuff?

i was never tempted by the commercials. way more of a plushie kid, me. i didn't even like the Cabbage Patch doll my parents misguidedly bought me.

but THEN they came out with a variant called Puppy Alive. little border collie-lookin robot puppy that peed its diapers and needed changed.

that one tempted me. not enough to ask my parents for it (shame gets ingrained early), but the commercials made me feel squiggly feelings.

i find it hilarious in retrospect. Baby Me really said:

babies

babyfurs

The lack of anime omorashi on my dashboard is depressing.

having a piss kink and being neurodivergent is so funny cuz like

I get wildly horny way before my brain registers the need to piss

like oh yeah that's why I've been humping my chair like a dog for the past hour, my bladder's full

Twitter keeps shitting the bed when I'm trying to watch men in suits pissing themselves 😭

when you get summoned at a very inopportune time 😔 seems like he ALMOST made it, too

Peeing your pants feels so good everyone should do it

thinking about peeing into a tiny container

not being able to stand the desperation … grabbing a shot glass or a trinket bowl off the table, pulling your pants out of the way, and aiming … feeling an orgasmic wave of relief … then realizing that the container is quickly filling and your bladder is nowhere near empty

clenching hard and humping the air as a stream of pee keeps dribbling out of you despite your best efforts, threatening to overflow the too-small receptacle

are you able to stop peeing, zip up, and keep looking for relief elsewhere as you dribble into your panties … or was letting out a little bit of piss the beginning of the end?

having a piss kink and being neurodivergent is so funny cuz like

I get wildly horny way before my brain registers the need to piss

like oh yeah that's why I've been humping my chair like a dog for the past hour, my bladder's full