Am I The Only One Where If I'm In The Bathroom And Have To Pee Really Badly I Force Myself To Do Other

Wriothesley headcanons

You see the lactose intolerant people who still eat cheese despite knowing they’ll face the consequences later? That’s Wrio with tea. Medium to small bladder, so he needs to pee very frequently, but he’s still drinking and shows no intent on stopping.

Maybe he decides to drink a bit less after a really close call or an accident, then the next teatime comes. He kinda brews tea by muscle memory, so without thinking he’s already have a cup of tea in his hand. Wouldn’t let it go to waste…

While not overworked to the point he can’t take any break, man’s still busy, so he can’t just get up and pee whenever he wants (which is quite often)

Since he needs to go a lot, he just learned to ignore it for a while so he can focus on his work before going on break. The consequence is that afterward, he often doesn’t realise his need before he’s already pretty desperate

In he’s doing some paperwork on his office with the bathroom not far away, that’s fine, but on a meeting, dealing with some inmates or in the arena, it gets a bit more difficult

Actually rarely ever has accidents. He’s used to holding it and has quite good control. Also listens to his limits and just goes to the bathroom when he needs to, even if he has to excuse himself

Very casual about needing to use the bathroom. Would just say it, maybe with a comment about tea, and that’s all, no drama

Probably has his own bathroom in his office, but if he’s at the other side of the Fortress of Meropide, he would just use the Guardes’ restroom

If Sigewinne is here, she would push him to take a break right then and go pee, which he would refuse before he eventually caves in

Doesn’t mind peeing outside, but there are no outsides in the Fortress of Meropide anyways. Also wouldn’t pee in any streets, or anything illegal. That wouldn’t do if the Duke gets arrested for public urination.

But sometimes he’s really desperate and there isn’t any public bathroom close by and he’s very, very tempted to

Would drink tea even if he already needs to pee. Would believe he will be fine and a bit of tea wouldn’t change much. A bit often turns into several cups and it doesn’t help at all

When desperate, more of a foot tapper than a squirmer. Probably already taps his foot when he’s doing paperwork, but it gets worse when he’s desperate

The more desperate he is, the less he can stay still. Not really potty dancing, but tapping his foot, shifting on his seat, pacing

Very vocal. Would breathe heavily, groan under his breath. Would also probably occasionally comment on how much he needs to go, usually only talking to himself

Probably get a few spurts out before having a full accident, so even if he makes it to the toilet, he’s not exactly dry most of the time

Would let out sexy groans as he finally lets go

Often has to put his hand on the wall to support himself when he gets to release after holding it for a long time

If he does wet himself, he wouldn’t get too worked up. He’s only human, after all, it happens to everyone. I doubt a little accident would tarnish his reputation anyway

If someone talks about one of his past accidents, he would just admit it and casually talk about it. Wouldn’t be ashamed about wetting himself

But he’s definitely getting scolded by Sigewinne

Bro was trying to get excused from th3 conversation and well... he didn't.

This sucks but it was a quick drawing because I needed to draw some PISS OMG

I hate the background but I genuinely could thing of anything to do, so here we are.

Also ik it's not a bisexual pin on his tie but everytime I see him I fully think it is.

Also again, do not discuss current manga events with me I am pretending none of it is happening.

Commissions <3

(Sketch Under the cut bbgs)

I promise I can draw better than this, guys.

I actually got my septum pierced today!!! RAHHHHH I've wanted this for ages and I got a voucher at my uni fair sooooo..... it's been done (I wanted to do my lip bit the person who did that won't be back for a while)

It's so fucking painful to use the solution stuff omfg

Cutie little tiger boy

You couldn't watersport that out of me. Board. I mean board. Waterboard

sure sure

I like in bed wetting when the shirt gets all wet too depending on how they slept. Imagine a stomach sleeper being all wet across the front of their pants and up the front of their shirt.

I don’t know there’s something so cute and embarrassing about that 💛

One of my favorite things is someone frantically bouncing in place in front of the toilet while they try to unzip their pants. Bonus if the jumping around is just making it harder to get their pants open, but they can't help it at this point.

Putting a sub on a leash and taking them for a walk with their full bladder. Tugging them away from any restroom or bathroom they see. Tying them to a pole while their dom uses the bathroom without them. Making them have soda to stay hydrated of course. Watching them grow more and more desperate, their movements getting more squirmy. Telling them they can relieve themselves if they want but the nearest thing is a couple of bushes or a big tree.

I love when a character asks their friend if they should go to the bathroom, cause at one point they had a big, huge, embarrassing accident with them, so concerned and trying to look out for them… but it embarrasses the friend to no end lol

They’re just trying to be nice and remind them to pee so it doesn’t happen again but the friend get so flustered and embarrassed when they bring it up they get snippy lol! 💦🙈

“Are you sure you don’t want to try to go to the bathroom?..might be awhile before you can go again..”

“I said I’m FINE already I don’t even have to pee at all, just drop it…”

“Yeah okay, okay,… but it’s just that’s what you said last time when you wet yo-“

“JWDBFCISKSNSK I SAID DROP IT!!”

Do you all think Amphoreus has public bath houses like the ancient Romans and Greeks?

Do you think any of the characters would end up peeing in one? 😳

having a piss kink and being neurodivergent is so funny cuz like

I get wildly horny way before my brain registers the need to piss

like oh yeah that's why I've been humping my chair like a dog for the past hour, my bladder's full