Wriothesley Headcanons

Wriothesley headcanons

You see the lactose intolerant people who still eat cheese despite knowing they’ll face the consequences later? That’s Wrio with tea. Medium to small bladder, so he needs to pee very frequently, but he’s still drinking and shows no intent on stopping.

Maybe he decides to drink a bit less after a really close call or an accident, then the next teatime comes. He kinda brews tea by muscle memory, so without thinking he’s already have a cup of tea in his hand. Wouldn’t let it go to waste…

While not overworked to the point he can’t take any break, man’s still busy, so he can’t just get up and pee whenever he wants (which is quite often)

Since he needs to go a lot, he just learned to ignore it for a while so he can focus on his work before going on break. The consequence is that afterward, he often doesn’t realise his need before he’s already pretty desperate

In he’s doing some paperwork on his office with the bathroom not far away, that’s fine, but on a meeting, dealing with some inmates or in the arena, it gets a bit more difficult

Actually rarely ever has accidents. He’s used to holding it and has quite good control. Also listens to his limits and just goes to the bathroom when he needs to, even if he has to excuse himself

Very casual about needing to use the bathroom. Would just say it, maybe with a comment about tea, and that’s all, no drama

Probably has his own bathroom in his office, but if he’s at the other side of the Fortress of Meropide, he would just use the Guardes’ restroom

If Sigewinne is here, she would push him to take a break right then and go pee, which he would refuse before he eventually caves in

Doesn’t mind peeing outside, but there are no outsides in the Fortress of Meropide anyways. Also wouldn’t pee in any streets, or anything illegal. That wouldn’t do if the Duke gets arrested for public urination.

But sometimes he’s really desperate and there isn’t any public bathroom close by and he’s very, very tempted to

Would drink tea even if he already needs to pee. Would believe he will be fine and a bit of tea wouldn’t change much. A bit often turns into several cups and it doesn’t help at all

When desperate, more of a foot tapper than a squirmer. Probably already taps his foot when he’s doing paperwork, but it gets worse when he’s desperate

The more desperate he is, the less he can stay still. Not really potty dancing, but tapping his foot, shifting on his seat, pacing

Very vocal. Would breathe heavily, groan under his breath. Would also probably occasionally comment on how much he needs to go, usually only talking to himself

Probably get a few spurts out before having a full accident, so even if he makes it to the toilet, he’s not exactly dry most of the time

Would let out sexy groans as he finally lets go

Often has to put his hand on the wall to support himself when he gets to release after holding it for a long time

If he does wet himself, he wouldn’t get too worked up. He’s only human, after all, it happens to everyone. I doubt a little accident would tarnish his reputation anyway

If someone talks about one of his past accidents, he would just admit it and casually talk about it. Wouldn’t be ashamed about wetting himself

But he’s definitely getting scolded by Sigewinne