Why Do I Have A Kink That Requires So Much Forethought. Planning Out Water Intake And Pee Breaks And

watching a guy squirm around desperately trying not to piss himself is one of my favorite things on earth

anybody else remember Baby Alive dolls? the hyperrealistic baby dolls that could pee and stuff?

i was never tempted by the commercials. way more of a plushie kid, me. i didn't even like the Cabbage Patch doll my parents misguidedly bought me.

but THEN they came out with a variant called Puppy Alive. little border collie-lookin robot puppy that peed its diapers and needed changed.

that one tempted me. not enough to ask my parents for it (shame gets ingrained early), but the commercials made me feel squiggly feelings.

i find it hilarious in retrospect. Baby Me really said:

babies

babyfurs

WHAT THE F$&K TUMBLR 😭

This is stupid

omo idea that’s been on my mind a lot lately is like. when someone’s past the point of no return and they’re leaking a ton… but they manage to get control back just enough to hold for longer

so there’s some prominent wetness on their pants to the point that they’ve already basically had an accident, but there’s still no bathroom nearby/a long line/some reason to wait/etc!! and there’s still soooo much inside them, they’re squirming and dancing and trying desperately to keep the rest in, but their pants are already wet… so like, they’re basically prolonging their suffering for no reason

like they have too much pride to just give in and fully pee their pants but the visible damage has already been done

does this make any sense? dhfkfjdhdf

People need to stop saying they are gonna pee themselves whenever they’re excited or laughing. I’m sick of these empty promises.

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

I love when a character asks their friend if they should go to the bathroom, cause at one point they had a big, huge, embarrassing accident with them, so concerned and trying to look out for them… but it embarrasses the friend to no end lol

They’re just trying to be nice and remind them to pee so it doesn’t happen again but the friend get so flustered and embarrassed when they bring it up they get snippy lol! 💦🙈

“Are you sure you don’t want to try to go to the bathroom?..might be awhile before you can go again..”

“I said I’m FINE already I don’t even have to pee at all, just drop it…”

“Yeah okay, okay,… but it’s just that’s what you said last time when you wet yo-“

“JWDBFCISKSNSK I SAID DROP IT!!”

psst I heard another blog said you couldn't pee yet. I promise I won't tell them if you let go now. It's okay, you have my permission and it'll be our little secret. Promise. Just relax and let go, okay?

theres two different types of ppl who are into omo its either “awww cute wettings! :33 oh no i peed my panties oops! :< cute boys having accidents wahhh x3” or “i want them to fucking PISS on each other i want them to be HUMILIATED and SOBBING THEIR GODDAMN EYES OUT AS THEY COMPLETELY SOAK THEMSELVES and BEG FOR MERCY” theres no in between