How Normal People Think Of Pee: Ew Gross

When a character is wearing slightly baggy pants so if they start wetting their pants don't initially get wet because of how fast the stream is coming out- so you'd see a lil dribbled puddle under their foot before they actually soak their pants😌

need some ACTUAL desperation on my timeline. need people hyperventilating, twisting their legs together, grabbing at their crotch as tight as possible, so full of piss they can't even get through a sentence without whining about how full they are. need people with tears in their eyes cuz they have maybe 30 seconds before their pants are gonna be soaked. need people struggling to stand up straight because it makes them feel like they're gonna explode any second. need people bent over, leaking, waistband of their jeans digging harder into their bladder the more they jam their thighs together, the more they bend over trying so hard to hold it in...where can i find this...

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

fighting art block (not a thought behind those eyes)

pls lmk if you know where the referenced figure is from, it‘s super cute and someone posted it without credits on pinterest

Okay but hear me out....small dicks pissing. A man standing at a urinal, desperate to pee, trying to pull his micro penis out. But his penis is so small that the tip barely even pokes out of his zipper. His boxers already damp from a few drips, he spurts a little and wets the crotch of his jeans. He tries to get closer to the urinal, thrusting into the basin, pulling on his junk, desperately to make his pathetic pecker bigger to aim into the drain. The man losing control, his bladder emptying against his will and soaking his jeans, standing directly in front of the urinal but unable to use it because of how tiny his cock is. Couldn't get something as sma as his dicklette to aim or make a strong stream... couldn't save himself the humiliation of wetting his pants in the men's room, acutely aware of the other men around him...and their thick hoses.

HELP so something happened to me this morning🥀

So this morning I almost wet the bed 😭

and it was because of this dream that I was having that made me noticed that I had to pee irl

And not just that, but in my dream I met this girl and she was super sweet and nice💗

Like we literally we bonding over Hispanic food and our favorite type of Hispanic food

(I’m Hispanic and so was she)

And honestly if I didn’t wake up not only would I have pissed the bed

but I’m pretty sure I would have fallin in love with her cause she was just so kind, pretty, and nice too 😭💗

my aesthetic: desperate people cursing under their breath because they need to go so badly

Watching omo videos and internally yelling KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON. PLEASE. PLEASE ITS HOTTER WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.

having a piss kink and being neurodivergent is so funny cuz like

I get wildly horny way before my brain registers the need to piss

like oh yeah that's why I've been humping my chair like a dog for the past hour, my bladder's full

thinking about peeing into a tiny container

not being able to stand the desperation … grabbing a shot glass or a trinket bowl off the table, pulling your pants out of the way, and aiming … feeling an orgasmic wave of relief … then realizing that the container is quickly filling and your bladder is nowhere near empty

clenching hard and humping the air as a stream of pee keeps dribbling out of you despite your best efforts, threatening to overflow the too-small receptacle

are you able to stop peeing, zip up, and keep looking for relief elsewhere as you dribble into your panties … or was letting out a little bit of piss the beginning of the end?