Concept: While often exaggerated many of Fukuchi’s exploits were made into films.
Over the years he would often send a copy to Fukuzawa so that the two could make fun of them together.
It’s movie night at the Agency and no one can agree on what to watch.
So they grab a random DVD from the pile, one they haven’t seen yet and put it in the TV.
It’s a cheesy action movie and they all get a kick out of the ridiculous one liners from Fukuchi’s actor.
But Atsushi can’t find it in himself to relax. There’s something about this movie that puts him on edge, not that he’s sure of why.
He brushes it aside and keeps watching as Fukuchi’s actor heads into a lab.
A large beast, several of them in fact give chase and Fukuchi valiantly fends them off. The others cheer at his victory but Atsushi goes still.
Because as Fukuchi leaves each and every one of those beasts glow and turn into humans.
And suddenly Atsushi’s not watching the movie. There’s alarms going off overhead. People in lab coats running off to who knows where.
He curls up into a ball inside a nearby bin terrified as the sound of battle gets closer to him.
“Turn it off!”
It’s very rare for Ranpo to get serious so maybe that’s why Dazai instantly turned the TV off without question.
The older detective frowned as he gently took Atsushi’s hands in his.
“You’re safe Atsushi” his voice soft get firm. The light of his glasses catching the younger’s eyes. “I…I’m sorry…I ruined the movie.” Ranpo shook his head “you could never ruin anything.”
But someone had.
Any illusion this was just some work of fiction went away the moment Atsushi recognised it.
And he didn’t even need to look at the others to know that they were all swearing to get to the bottom of this.
Because they were the Armed Detective Agency and no one gets away with hurting their own.
Do you have any beast sskk hcs?
weekly movie theater dates
r more likely to bottle up issues w/ each other than mainuniverse sskk (until they work on it) when they start dating (as in less likely to admit the other person said something hurtful)
in true sskk fashion, atsushi is more like himself with aku than anyone else -- in this case more gentle
coffee dates
aku helps atsushi gradually live w/o his collar
the tiger is less friendly in general but super friendly with akutagawa
rashomon is also very gentle w/ atsushi
at some point atsushi just gets up and leaves yokohama (and the orphanage) and everyone he knows to deal with Everything and the only person who knows where he is is aku (and ranpo)
beast!atsushi is generally more soft spoken and calm than main universe atsushi and will go forever just not talking --- so sskk will be together and neither of them will talk
sskk date nights where they just do their own thing w/o acknowledging the other person
they dont move into atsushi's apartment, they get one together where there's room for atsushi to plant a garden (theres a fic about beast atsushi liking plants that is True to me)
akutagawa hates dazai but he never comments on the few things atsushi keeps as a reminder of him and always goes with him to visit his grave on the anniversary of his death
atsushi has a house husband moment during his self discovery phase
HERMITS STOP GOING ONTO REDDIT AND STOP READING MEAN COMMENTS CHALLENGE U ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. WE LOVE YOU. seriously we love you and we love how laid back this season has been so far. love and light, signed the entirety of hermitblr and people who love what yall do without exceptions
I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶
I saw this tweet and was like 'yep, that's atsushi'
how Mizuki sees the current world now👁👁
atsushi nakajima doesn't know what various physical signs of affections mean -- he grew up with none afterall
the first time kenji hugs him, he asks why he's squeezing him
he's a quick study tho, so he's able to hug kyouka after realizing she's not dead
but he gets shy about asking questions, doesnt even know what questions to ask, so he just does his best
for example
kunikida, ruffling atsushi's hair: thanks brat
atsushi, not knowing why he's messing up his hair: ????
*later*
kunikida: thanks kid
*hair ruffle*
atsushi, lightbulb moment: :O
so...
fukuzawa: your report was well done, atsushi
atsushi: thank you!!
atsushi, remembering kunikida:
atsushi, shuffling forward, and shyly ruffling fukuzawa's hair:
fukuzawa:
atsushi:
fukuzawa:
atsushi, proud for doing it right: okay bye then :)
fukuzawa, half confused, half touched:
/
atsushi, noticing two strangers holding hands:
atsushi: why r u guys doing that
strangers: uh we're partners?
atsushi: is that what partners do?
strangers: uh yes???
atsushi: huh
*later*
akutagawa: hurry jinko i do not have time---
atsushi, reaching out and holding akutagawa's hand:
akutagawa:
akutagawa:
atsushi, to himself: oh my god, has he been a bitch becuz i didn't realize work partners had to hold hands????
/
atsushi, nervous:
junichiro, giving him a comforting shoulder squeeze:
atsushi: ohhh i get it
junichiro: ???
*later*
poe, his usual shy anxious self:
atsushi, going over and squeezing his shoulder:
poe, red, more anxious, flabbergasted:
atsushi, who did it and then just left:
karl:
poe:
/
dazai, patting atsushi on the back: good job atsushi!!
atsushi: ????????
*later*
yosano, covered in blood and guts, after saving civilians:
atsushi, materializing randomly, patting yosano's back, awkwardly: good job yosano!!! you're amazing like always!!!!
yosano, touched and amused: thank you atsushi
/
dazai: atsushi i got you this
atsushi, confident after his encounter with fukuzawa, reaching up and ruffling dazai's hair: thank you !!!!
dazai: af;lksdjf;las????
/
and so on and so forth
For those of you who may not be too familiar with the manga, during ch39: Portrait of a Father, Akutagawa shows up, as Dazai's informant, to give Atsushi documents about who the orphanage headmaster was and what happened to him.
At that moment, Akutagawa shows an uncharacteristic clemency towards Atsushi, saying that "Atsushi's master died today", and compares this to his own relationship with Dazai.
This was a long time ago now, and a lot has happened since. The Cannibalism arc is right after this, where they are very antagonistic towards each other, and includes this scene:
Akutagawa, despite his bitterness towards Atsushi for who he is to Dazai, has seen how similar they are in this sense. Atsushi hasn't, because his gratefulness towards Dazai prevents him from seeing that Akutagawa's experience was completely different with this same person. (he's also not given any time by the narrative to wonder about it)
but then just came along chapter 122!!!
Atsushi gets to see, 1:1, the relationship between Akutagawa and Dazai. For the first time, Akutagawa is relatable to him.
And of course, at the end, Atsushi calls out the illusion as being the headmaster wearing Dazai's face because we are closing this loop! We are forcing Atsushi to see Akutagawa the same way Akutagawa has been seeing him!
mizu5? 🤨 what? mizuena is on a date right now
i stocked up on posts like this for desert duo