Cornetto Secret Santa Gift For @safehousebooze!

uhhhhhhhhh h so tumblr seems fun and im gonna post here cuz why not

finally, my third cornetto trilogy fanart!! this was a huge step out of my comfort zone and purely an experiment, but I am rather satisfied with the result~~

huge thanks to @safehousebooze and @heldenherzchen for being the nicest people ever and helping me finish this one (it took me MONTHS and I wouldn't ever complete it if not you💞💞💞)

oh yessss cornetto trilogy secret santa is a GO! hey @ace-beef, are you at all surprised at which of your prompts i chose?

lucky you and lucky me, your cornetto trilogy secret santa gift-maker loves the john wick movies and knows nicholas and danny well enough to know exactly how this would go down. and i got to draw old angelbutter! i could cry!

this was a joy to make :) merry christmas!

now please look at the shit happening in the world and tell me the syndicate was a bad idea.

something makes me think that benji won't survive this one

i hate mission: impossible so much

yes, i chose violence today

no, i don’t think m:i franchise is bad, it is just... as it is supposed to be? a series of fun action movies why not

no, people who like m:i aren’t bad, i like it too unless i start overthinking

recently I started to realise that I actually like the first movies more than the last ones. what I mean is:

m:i 1: funny smol tom cruise yeah. it is pure absurd but absurd enough to be very likable and legendary

m:i 2: pure action, i don’t think i would name any plot arcs unless i’ve rewatched it but still likable

m:i 3: overally cool. i like owen, his presence on the screen is pretty enjoyable

m:i ghost protocol: i hate that one joke man, i had to watch it with my parents. benji starting to become a part of the team, funny “heehee dumb russians” plot, brandt being pretty likable for 2 hours straight

m:i rogue nation: that’s where the shit goes down. as much as i love lane what the fuck happened in the end. i refuse to believe it, it would be more logical even if solomon died of a heart attack. btw i love the gay energy and sean harris existing

m:i fallout: i swear i tried to take things seriosly but i can’t believe the guy who said “fuck greenscreen i’m doing the halo jump myself so it looks realistic” but decided to use a defibrillator on a drowned man. this is pure comedy, and by laughing hysterically i’m trying to hide my pain

so, what do we have? starting somewhere near ghost protocol, m:i begins to think more about side characters, rogue nation asks serious questions about humanity, and what does it all end with? “yes ethan we’d like you to risk billions of human lives because you are so sexy” despite imf existing only to save people???

uhhhh i do realise that I am REALLY overthinking, and maybe i would continue to live a normal life unless i got to know a person from the fandom who changed my life(yes, i am looking at you, i love you very much) but here i am, my name is drawer and i hate mission: impossible movies.

was feeling kinda strange lately(hoping it’s just avitaminosis) and decided to please myself with a new lockscreen for the laptop🤙🤙🤙

OH ! ILSA IS A NURSE WHO BRINGS HIM THE MEDICINES AND THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T TRUST HER AT FIRST BUT SINCE THE DRUGS SHE BRINGS MAKE HIM STOP SEEING LANE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME HE MAKES HER A PROTAGONIST

!!! an au where the syndicate is ACTUALLY only ethan’s imagination since he’s gone crazy and his sick brain made solomon the main bad guy because he’s the face he sees the most because LANE IS HIS DOCTOR at the hospital !!!

do i have to answer if a person tells me "wow, you don't look autistic at all"/gen

continuation aka peak comedy(i consider myself hilarious)

pov: a potato got stuck 

but honestly it was an anatomy practice and i thought lmao guy looks like he is trying not to fall

and my brain went benji benji benji