Oh Yessss Cornetto Trilogy Secret Santa Is A GO! Hey @ace-beef, Are You At All Surprised At Which Of

i was fangirling @fridgrave​ (again) and finally got around redrawing the first(adequate) lanedunn fanart i did

the anatomy still looks ugly because i never use references :D

i copypasted lane’s hand and deleted benjamin’s gun because i am very pathetic

Cornetto Secret Santa gift for @safehousebooze!

Shaun and Ed doing some cooking that is completely normal and safe totally

i hate mission: impossible so much

yes, i chose violence today

no, i don’t think m:i franchise is bad, it is just... as it is supposed to be? a series of fun action movies why not

no, people who like m:i aren’t bad, i like it too unless i start overthinking

recently I started to realise that I actually like the first movies more than the last ones. what I mean is:

m:i 1: funny smol tom cruise yeah. it is pure absurd but absurd enough to be very likable and legendary

m:i 2: pure action, i don’t think i would name any plot arcs unless i’ve rewatched it but still likable

m:i 3: overally cool. i like owen, his presence on the screen is pretty enjoyable

m:i ghost protocol: i hate that one joke man, i had to watch it with my parents. benji starting to become a part of the team, funny “heehee dumb russians” plot, brandt being pretty likable for 2 hours straight

m:i rogue nation: that’s where the shit goes down. as much as i love lane what the fuck happened in the end. i refuse to believe it, it would be more logical even if solomon died of a heart attack. btw i love the gay energy and sean harris existing

m:i fallout: i swear i tried to take things seriosly but i can’t believe the guy who said “fuck greenscreen i’m doing the halo jump myself so it looks realistic” but decided to use a defibrillator on a drowned man. this is pure comedy, and by laughing hysterically i’m trying to hide my pain

so, what do we have? starting somewhere near ghost protocol, m:i begins to think more about side characters, rogue nation asks serious questions about humanity, and what does it all end with? “yes ethan we’d like you to risk billions of human lives because you are so sexy” despite imf existing only to save people???

uhhhh i do realise that I am REALLY overthinking, and maybe i would continue to live a normal life unless i got to know a person from the fandom who changed my life(yes, i am looking at you, i love you very much) but here i am, my name is drawer and i hate mission: impossible movies.

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✏️ - Want any tattoos?

Yass I'm planning of getting one in summer!

Tattoos are nice ✨

🍴- Favourite food?

Prague cake-flavoured ice cream🙏 Every bite of it moves me three days closer to death but I'm willing to take this risk

...and certain types of cheese

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

Every thing that happens has it's own (pretty low) possibility of happening, and if it happens, it's already luck.

the world's end has ended me like man why do their comedies end with a deadly existential crisis and why do i find gary fucking king so relatable??

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

imagine being so fucked up, like m a n

//oh god the “heehee i’m a clown oh wait im actually in a really bad condition” trope is so blorbo material for me

(well, if you know, you know)

much alcohol = bad, i hope that’s settled

my secret santa gift for @square-braxket 🎄🎁💖

On a dreary evening in the idyllic town of Sandford, Detectives Cartwright and Wainwright found themselves grappling with a perplexing case. The relentless rain drummed against the umbrella as they scoured the scene for clues. Wainwright, with his trademark cigarette, pored over the evidence with a furrowed brow, the wisps of smoke blending with the rain.

Amidst the downpour, Cartwright's concern for the case weighed heavily on his mind. He paced the dimly lit alley, his footsteps muffled by the rain, his thoughts consumed by the gravity of the investigation. The chilling rain mirrored the unease in his heart as he grappled with the intricacies of the case, each raindrop a poignant reminder of the urgency to unravel the mystery that had befallen their town.

As the night wore on, the pitter-patter of the rain served as a haunting backdrop to their relentless pursuit of the truth. Wainwright's cigarette burned like a lone beacon in the darkness, his focused demeanor a stark contrast to Cartwright's restless unease. Together, they braved the storm, their resolve unyielding amidst the downpour, determined to bring clarity to the shadowy enigma that had enshrouded their quaint town.In the heart of the tempest, amidst the haze of smoke and the deluge of rain, Detectives Cartwright and Wainwright stood as sentinels of justice, their unwavering dedication to the case unbroken by the tumultuous weather.

For in the face of adversity, they remained steadfast, their pursuit of truth unwavering, and their partnership unshakeable.

nothing has ever seemed funnier than gary trying to finish his pint while fighting omg

A Secret Santa present for @marlenacantswim

When your name came up for me, I laughed in disbelief. Then I smiled and shook my head, because at this point, it's fate, isn't it? I hope you like what I've made, and I hope you have the best Christmas. Thanks for the wonderful year.

(Also if you saw this earlier blame tumblr for being STUPID)