Submitted By: @chameleon3 (me)

I just learned how to feel empathy.

For those of you how don't know about empathy, it's this really nifty skill where someone feels a certain emotion, and you're able to understand and share that emotion with them.

It can be unpleasant sometimes, but it can really come in handy when trying to reach out to potential voters and let them know that you care about their troubles and their needs.

Wow Ma'am does anyone need to get gay married? The Imitator does weddings. huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis pose*

Had a dream that Elvis had become president, and then he just started appointing other Elvises to various roles and by the time I woke up the whole government was Elvis.

this is what happened in think i dont know

As Satan I confirm this is a hellsite.

Why did they put a massive orb in Las Vegas? To spite me? Woah mama this city hates me as much as I hate it

nobody plays a deranged closeted homosexual in love with his best friend quite like robert sean leonard

i don’t write fanfics i literally just repost them and sob my eyes out.