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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

a lot of things suck rn so here take this footage i got of a sopping wet muskrat

You wouldn't woah a mama

- @elvis-official

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't woah a mama" with "woah mama somebody already beat you to my inbox" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

elvis presley what is your opinion on A Minecraft Movie (2025)

Woah mama what's minecraft

I can't stand the idea of "If you forgot something it must not have been important." I forget important stuff all the time!

Oh, to be a non-sapient creature that doesn’t have to drive or pay taxes or reply to emails

from 'signspotting,' a collection of humorous and poetic signs, 2005.

They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover