A Lot Of Things Suck Rn So Here Take This Footage I Got Of A Sopping Wet Muskrat

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

Oh fuck Jesus is back

Phwoah dads, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two lovely Elvii, @emo-presley and @gay-elvis. These Elvii found each other through the magic of tumblr and came together to adopt their child @catgirl-presley , who is the flower girl in today’s ceremony, phummina phummina. May this family bond withstand all the troubles that come their way, athankyouverymuch.

I now pronounce you, platonically married *sexy end screen dance*

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