Look...I'm Not Saying That Everyone's Gay In The Peloton, Far From It... But Statistically... The Statistics

This seems canon I valid

Wout: We lost Jonas

Grischa: how do you LOSE Jonas?????

Sepp: To be fair he is very small

OMG YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT FIC??? I'M COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH IT!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING IT

hi there!

i’m currently writing a silly little au where tadej is a cycling photographer while jonas is riding the tour.

wrong numbers, miscommunication and some chaos

you can read it here https://archiveofourown.org/works/58021114/chapters/147713539

Preach sistah/brothah

cycling twitter (derogatory)

This is EXACTLY what the whole Stucky fandom is thinking and why I love this ship more than I love life.

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

WDYM YOU CAN'T DRAW THIS IS A WORK OF ART THAT I WANT SHOWED IN MUSEUM THANK YOU VERY MUCH

stuff I drew but gave up halfway cause it was too ugly and older sketches I wanted to put on here

btw with the last post it seems like yall have been tricked into thinking that I could draw

spoiler: I can't

especially mathieu :,)

1,65€ FOR PASTA??? I WANT IT NOW. Oh also there's a bunch of cyclist.

x

I AM SORRY BUT JONAS LOOK SO FREAKING GOOD IN THAT PICTURE I STRAIGHT UP STARED AT IT JAW. ON. THE. FLOOR. AND WIDE EYED FOR 15 MINUTES AT LEAST.

G O L D E N H O U R ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Jonas Vingegaard ✧ 2024 Tour de France

Photo by Bram Berkien

This is so true 😭😭😭

every cycling news or statement is always like

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock

because of mating season in the national forrest Forêt d'Orléans in france, riders will not be allowed to make any noise at all

tour de france will start on a boat. yes only 40 riders can fit on it. no we dont care we will get 180 on that boat

[redacted] has been fined for loving their kids and wife

team [redacted] have a new sponser and will now be The Honey Baked Ham-Gatorade-Samsung | Wikipedia 420

in tour of Vatican City, the winner will get their own weight in holy water!

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock, again. Thus making then the first to get hit by a big rock twice. The UCI have fined them for this

Thanks God there's no fracture 😭😭