Oh-no-i-got-obsessed-again - Hyperfixation Are Drugs And I'm An Addict.

I also miss jonas cycling

I miss cycling. She says, having been without cycling for all of a day.

That's so real

Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

Every fan of cycling at least once:

I hate life and this stupid sport

GIRLY I'M BEGGING YOU TO FINISH THIS MASTERPIECE PLEASE

posting this wip to both garner encouragement and to stay accountable so i actually stay motivated enough to finish this beast!!!!!!!!!

Preach sistah/brothah

cycling twitter (derogatory)

This is so true 😭😭😭

every cycling news or statement is always like

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock

because of mating season in the national forrest Forêt d'Orléans in france, riders will not be allowed to make any noise at all

tour de france will start on a boat. yes only 40 riders can fit on it. no we dont care we will get 180 on that boat

[redacted] has been fined for loving their kids and wife

team [redacted] have a new sponser and will now be The Honey Baked Ham-Gatorade-Samsung | Wikipedia 420

in tour of Vatican City, the winner will get their own weight in holy water!

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock, again. Thus making then the first to get hit by a big rock twice. The UCI have fined them for this

Oh...My...God

i knew the mattystache was real but i didn’t know it was this real

I don't think he understands a word of what is happening 😭😭😭

Prince Jonas?

1,65€ FOR PASTA??? I WANT IT NOW. Oh also there's a bunch of cyclist.

x

AHHHH THIS IS SOO CUTE I'M ACTUALLY DYINGGGG

mfw i decide to remake a comic from 8 years ago