That's So Real

This is so true 😭😭😭

every cycling news or statement is always like

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock

because of mating season in the national forrest Forêt d'Orléans in france, riders will not be allowed to make any noise at all

tour de france will start on a boat. yes only 40 riders can fit on it. no we dont care we will get 180 on that boat

[redacted] has been fined for loving their kids and wife

team [redacted] have a new sponser and will now be The Honey Baked Ham-Gatorade-Samsung | Wikipedia 420

in tour of Vatican City, the winner will get their own weight in holy water!

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock, again. Thus making then the first to get hit by a big rock twice. The UCI have fined them for this

SHRIMP POSTURE LMAOOOOO

its so weird to me that Tadej and Jonas are the same height because in every photo Tadej just looks so muxh bigger than him, whixh mean one of 2 things

1. the internet is lying to me and Tadej is actually taller then they sau he is/ jonas is shorter than they sau he is

2. Jonas has the motherfucking shrimp posture

YOU HEARD HIM NOW MAKE BYLER CANON

You know it's getting serious when a random soccer account posts about byler lol 😭

Omg I'm sobbing 😭

And the end of his career is still very far... ❤️

I just hope you're happy, Wout. That's all that matters.

OMG I'M CRYING 🤣🤣 LOOK AT REMCO HE JUST LOOK LIKE HE'S THIRD WHEELING TADEJ AND JONAS AND SMILING LIKE "Please get me out of here 😃"

Me every two weeks:

besties i fear i might have fallen into a somehow even more niche hyperfixation

Every fan of cycling at least once:

I hate life and this stupid sport

AHHHH THIS IS SOO CUTE I'M ACTUALLY DYINGGGG

mfw i decide to remake a comic from 8 years ago

50 coups de cœur !

A Brocedes timeline in the year 2021....

Yeah probably to nobody‘s interest besides my own....

1997/98 the year it all started, both Baby Lewis and baby Nico were racing in Italian karting. Nico being the Golden boy at the time because of his dad being an F1 world champion.

1999 both were still racing in Italy, battling against each. When Nico‘s dad decided to talk to one of his friends to create an own karting team for his son.... and Lewis.

2000 now teammates, they were racing in one team against each other and became best friends.

2001 they were teammates for one more season ( and with that come more stories about them sharing hotel rooms, wrestling each other and going on holidays)

2002 their ways separated and Lewis went on to race in the UK again.

2003 they were doing different competitions over the season. But at the end of the season both of them reunited at the Macao GP.

2004 they both raced in the Formula 3 Euro Series... in different teams but still and they even shared one podium together:

They also both did the Bahrain Superprix and the Macao GP again. ( in which nico accidentally ruined both of their races)

2007 Lewis followed Nico to F1.

2008 Nico got his first podium in F1 and well he shared the stage with Lewis. Like they did so often as kids.

Also Lewis won his first world title🎉

2010: they were still friends and even went karting before the start of the season together with their old karting team boss.Also Nico moved to the new Mercedes team to race alongside Michael Schumacher.

2012 Nico got his first race win in F1 and shared the podium once again with Lewis.

2013 the Season they reunited as teammates 13 years after the last time. And at first both of them seemed really excited to be reunited once again and spend more time together.

2014 the year the suffering started. And it started off so peacefully as there were some nice moments between them at the start of the season. But then the dynamic changed and their championship battle began. And let‘s be honest we all don’t really know what really happened ( even Toto said something along those lines that he himself does not know the full story what happened between them and why it went that bad)

2015 no friendship here anymore only pain and suffering and a lot of hate. And for the second year in a row Lewis came out on top and won the world championship.

2016 pain and suffering continued and the famous Spanish GP crash happened when they took each other out and with that ruined the whole teams race.

At the end of the year it was Nico who came out on top even though Lewis tried his all to stop it from happening. And after it all Nico announced he was going to retire from the sport.

2017 the First Season in F1 for Lewis without Nico, but like not really because Nico decided that his new job was to be talking about Lewis. With lewis trying his best to ignore him.

2019 Lewis actually acknowledged Nico again but yeah it is not in a good way😂 he decided to share an insta story having a laugh about max verstappen comparing Nico to Villeneuve... so yeah😂

2020 a weird year and it was even weirder because we had an interaction... a socially distanced one but still an interaction.

2021 suprised us all when Netflix surprisingly came through with Brocedes content and brought us this gem:

So yeah this is the story of Brocedes... and I guess probably nobody has even read this far😅