Chai Tea Bag + Lil But Of Brown Sugar + Apple Cider Packet + 16 Oz. Mug Of Hot But Not Quite Boiling

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

youre out of touch

im

You are an all-powerful god, one that has walked the earth since the begining of time. There is nothing that can stand in your way, and nothing that dares having a sliver of arrogance in your presence.

You are Shaggy, the the strongest being in the universe. Usually, you do not meddle in the affairs of those beneath you, but one day, something interferes with your peace. The Greek god Zeus has his eye on Velma Dinkley, a mortal that you have taken a liking to. Describe your time dealing with this eyesore.

{Western Isekai Quartet AU} (part 1)

Kazuma: The bounty hunter. He came to this town trying to get a better life, one full of adventure and excitement... But it looks like he'll get more than he bargain for.

Momon: The outlawed. This mysterious gunslinger is one of the most wanted criminals around here, dead or alive. His origins and real name are still unknown.

Tanya: The sheriff. She's the law in this town. Legend says she used to be a criminal, but after having a encounter with the Lord, she reformed and joined the police force.

Subaru: The farmer. This ordinary farmer has very humble origins, however, rumor has it that he was cursed by a witch. He dreams of marrying the mayor's daughter.

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

It’s horrible, especially when you accidentally kick a nest and they swarm while biting your kneecaps.

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

"Country roads take me hom- Oh Fuck. Oh shit, there goes my rear axle"

That sounded expensive

#Tiana #Gold #Beastboy #Fall

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season