Youre Out Of Touch

There's just something real unsavory with Ball of Mouse

those little rubber balls that old mechanical computer mouses use to have in them are now viable potion ingredients

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

Bonus points if you reblog with the pet's name in the tags

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

Raw chicken impact

I need this.

My racist uncle is staying at my house because he and my aunt are fighting and he thinks that everything has to be at his standard, so he made me help cut the grass that was cut the day before.Afterwards when we were done he goes "Now it looks good like white people live here.". When I told this to my mom who is mixed, she didn't say anything about it.The next day, after we ate dinner at Applebee's I go to game stop to pick up a new ps4 controller and he asked why I waste my money on things like that and my mom, who hadnt said a thing all night chimes in "Probably them same reason you spend your money on cheap booze and whores" making my dad almost wreck the car from laughing and making my uncle goe to a motel the next day.

how is the healthcare system funded in pokemon, they must either have some sort of state which taxes the little shops which sell you ether and repel and shit or it’s some gigantic mutualist utopia or something