Ogre-papa - I Could Really Go For Some Aquarium Gravel

I'm your friendly neighborhood #Unlicensed Detective

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I didn't realise that Venom was such lil baby.

The Echidn-andre show

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

My racist uncle is staying at my house because he and my aunt are fighting and he thinks that everything has to be at his standard, so he made me help cut the grass that was cut the day before.Afterwards when we were done he goes "Now it looks good like white people live here.". When I told this to my mom who is mixed, she didn't say anything about it.The next day, after we ate dinner at Applebee's I go to game stop to pick up a new ps4 controller and he asked why I waste my money on things like that and my mom, who hadnt said a thing all night chimes in "Probably them same reason you spend your money on cheap booze and whores" making my dad almost wreck the car from laughing and making my uncle goe to a motel the next day.

That’s not ok! Bad Onix!

if you haven’t read this already, it’s worth the read

“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

#Tiana #Gold #Beastboy #Fall

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season

My face when my “friend” spoiled rwby volume 3 chapter 9