“I Couldn’t Find This Little Girl’s Parents So I Trapped Her With Dinosaurs So She Wouldn’t Run

Bonus points if you reblog with the pet's name in the tags

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

Not to be like this but Europeans immediately turning unhinged at the slightest jab is actually insane to me. Like British people randomly turning into Ludwig The Accursed whenever an American is mildly amused at cultural differences.. going "Well AT LEAST WE DONT SHOOT UP CHILDREN IN OUR SCHOOLS FKSKKDSJSI" and random Dutch people and Swedes immediately turning to racism against the global south because people think it's odd that a lot of them do not invite guests to dinner. Like sometimes you guys are the butt of jokes. Sometimes people will be shocked at cultural differences. You guys have singlehandedly changed the trajectory of the planet because you wanted spice, you guys can handle people laughing at you for once instead of praising your Prisons That Look Like Apartments built on stolen wealth from the global south. Jesus fucking wept. Get over yourselves and learn to say "yeah we suck"

Relatable

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

It's the one Gmod map that has the hidden George constanza shrine.

You’re with your boyfriend, hanging out at his place playing some video games. Then he decides to take you into his bedroom… and then to a secret room right off his bedroom. You’re stunned as to what you find.

Gojulas・Kamata

by sutenosu

if you haven’t read this already, it’s worth the read