hey @the-actual-ocean did you agree to this???
@sacabambaspis-offish tries to create a tsunami
the ocean must stop them
This is just in! Today at 3:30 pm, we received a shocking anonymous report warning that some kind of fish is attempting to create a tsunami!!
What does this mean for your safety? It remains to be seen!
In the event of a tsunami, please make your way in land and to a high place, stay away from buildings and the coast to avoid putting yourself in danger.
Am de gând să plantez o bombă asupra lui.
(din motive legale, ceea ce am scris mai sus e o glumă și trebuie tratată ca atare. N-am de gând să plantez vreo bombă, doar îmi exercit dreptul de a vorbi liber)
Coaie din ce gaură de bibilistroc scoate căcaturile astea?
Oooh, sketchbook pages yum yum
Hey @wikipedia-the-non-official @shakespeare-official-account @sappho-official-account
If this post gets 1000 notes I'll post my sketchbook pages.
(It won't)
*5 notes per person*
what happa
This might be controversial but
I like candy corn, and I don't care what anyone says.
Hello, Official Romania Account™. Do you have any funny Romanian insults to share? Just objectively funny things to call someone.
Hello, cool anon! I do have funny insults you can call someone!
Ești praf. -> You're dust. = it means that you are very bad at something.
Ești varză. -> You're cabbage. = it also means you're very bad at something.
paparudă = very tall person
piesă de mobilier = furniture piece = when you aren't active in class; when you are still
And there are more, but I'm at school and still tired.
Buh-bye! :D
frate, să-i facă cetățenie de sua și să-și ia curu' din românia
A map of European far-right invitees to Trump’s inauguration
by eenachtdrie/reddit
we need to kill whoever invented onedrive
ne-am cam dus pe pulă
AUR si Simion au strobe fucking lights care semnaleaza ca sunt pro rusi, extremisti, anti eu, anti nato, anti mortii mei ca n-au ratat nimic, si prostii tot refuza sa accepte informatiile astea.
Omul care aseara il ridica in slavi pe Ceausescu si zicea ca comunismul a fost bun acum recunoaste chestia asta. No words.
actuala situatie intrand in turu 2
Real.
Faptul că democrația românească poate fi memată astfel mă neliniștește teribil.
This is not actually Romania, but I am indeed romanian. [Account run by @skeleton-on-wheels0 ; MINOR]
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