Ohaba, Alba County, Romania.

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A: frate, s-o câcat ăla pe scanu' meuuuuu

en

A: bro, he shat on my chairrrrrrrr

Hello, Official Romania Account™. Do you have any funny Romanian insults to share? Just objectively funny things to call someone.

Hello, cool anon! I do have funny insults you can call someone!

Ești praf. -> You're dust. = it means that you are very bad at something.

Ești varză. -> You're cabbage. = it also means you're very bad at something.

paparudă = very tall person

piesă de mobilier = furniture piece = when you aren't active in class; when you are still

And there are more, but I'm at school and still tired.

Buh-bye! :D

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AI DE PULA MEA, O NINSSSSS

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HOLY FUCK, IT SNOWEDDDD

Since I've covered the presidential elections and the candidates which are the most important and have the most chances in getting to the second part of the presidential elections, I think I can move on to the second election that is going to take place between the two parts of the presidential one.

B. The Parliamentary Election

This election will be held on 1st December, which is also Romania's national day. Most of the parties which you will be able to vote for are led by the candidates I mentioned earlier.

PSD, led by Marcel Ciolacu. Socialist party, wouldn't necessarily fuck up our country that bad, but it wouldn't be good either. Would most likely become allies with PNL.

2. PNL, led by Nicolae Ciucă. Liberal party, exactly the same as PSD, though it would be a slightly better choice. Would most likely become allies with PSD.

3. USR, led by Elena Lasconi. Democratic party, would be a good choice for the country since we could expect quite the change from them. I would say it would be harder for them to become corrupt and obsessed with money and I also think it would be good for a lot of things, amongst which are our rights, education, medical care and better infrastructure. I'm not saying it's the best, but compared to other parties, this one seems amazing.

4. AUR, led by George Simion. Nationalist party, bordering on fascism. Would be awful for our rights, relations with other countries and life quality in general. I believe they would be almost equivalent, if not worse, than what was experienced during the communist epoch in Romania.

5. SOS Romania, led by Diana Sosoaca. While Diana is not in the run to become president, she is an in the European Parliament, though the way she got in there is a complete mystery to me. Nationalist party, exactly the same as AUR, but Diana somehow makes it worse. Don't ask how, I hate her. Fascist party, rusophiliac, anti-NATO and other similar things. Would also be terrible for Romania.

These are the main 5 parties of which you should be aware when you go to cast your vote. When you do, I hope you think well about what type of future you expect from each party and about the future of thousands of people, children and adults alike.

I am but a scared teenager in the midst of a country full of corruption and ruin. Don't make me suffer more, please.

hey ignore this if it's rude but i don't really know where else to ask. i'm a romanian citizen who doesn't speak the language so finding articles about the elections that i can understand is hard, if you know anything would you mind explaining or summarizing it? i know this is a lot to ask, sorry if i imposed

Hello! This is not rude at all and I'm glad you reached out. I can explain about the presidential elections and the parliamentary elections quite a lot. You're not being rude at all, something like this takes effort. Once again, I'm glad you reached out.

A. The Presidential Elections

This election will be in two parts. The first part will have all candidates, who I will talk about. This will take place this weekend, on Sunday, 24th November.

The second part has only the first two candidates, meaning the ones who gathered most votes, from the first part. This will take place on 8th December.

The candidates, who I've put in the order they will be on the ballot

1. Elena Lasconi

This lady is supported by a democratic party. She is 52 years old and she was a journalist for 25 years, during which she took on social articles and causes. In 2020, she left journalism for politics and she became a mayor of a small town.

She has progresssive views, even if she isn't very experienced in politics, but she could give us, as a country, time to get better and have less thiefs and less corruption. She is a good choice, even if she has been dragged through Hell by journalists.

2. George Simion

This man is supported by a nationalist party. He is 38 years old and he was (and still is) an activist for the unification of Romania with the Moldavian Republic. In 2019, he made the AUR party, which he rules.

He's quite the extremist. He wants to bring back the traditional family, saying that a woman has no rights, he wants to kill the hungarians that live in Romania and he has instigated violence and hate. He's been banned from Ukraine and the Moldavian Republic because of his hateful instigations. Quite the controversial man.

3. Marcel Ciolacu

This man is supported by a socialist party. He is 56 years old and he missed the entrance exam to the Law university. His party is mainly supported by old people who are nostalgic and miss the communist times. He doesn't even speak romanian correctly. He should know about politics, given that he's been in the domain for at least 10 years.

He has socialist views and slips a lot when talking. He didn't really show up for some important debates, unlike Lasconi or other candidates. I don't really know what to say about him other than that he hasn't even finished all 12 grades of school.

4. Nicolae Ciucă

This man is supported by a liberal party (although the party had an alliance with Marcel Ciolacu's socialist party for QUITE some time). He is 57 years old, a military general that promised to not get into politics after retiring. Guess what. He's been in politics for 5 years now. He has an autobiography. He was accused of plagiarism on his doctoral thesis.

His views might depend on what's good for him and I think he might lie about some things. Again, I don't really know what to say about him other than I believe that he would be easy to corrupt.

5. Hunor Kelemen

This man is supported by a democratic party that mainly sipports hungarians. He is hungarian himself, 57 years old and he used to be a veterinary doctor, who studied philosophy. He has 2 poem books and a literature book published. He lies quite a bit about why he candidates, saying that he wants to do justice in the country, when in reality, all he wants is to give his party a way to get into the government and senate.

All I can say about him is that he doesn't really have chances of getting into the second part of the presidential election.

6. Mircea Geoană

This man is not affiliated with any party. He is 66 years old and studied engineering and was an engineer for a short while. There are rumours that he had contact with russians and that he was a spy for the romanian secret services.

He has democratic views, but he doesn't really have chances, due to his old age, affiliation with the russian services and the fact that he isn't supported by any party.

I will add more aboit the elections, but I am in a rush right now. I will complete this in a few hours.

However, I will give you a link to all the candidates and their presentations. It is in romanian, but you can use Google Translate to translate it in your language. I promise I will finish talking about this, but I really have to get somewhere.

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Hope this helps. My best bet is Elena Lasconi.

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idk nu cred ca romania e asa importanta ca sa fie tinta ocultei mondiale

If you're wondering how the romanian elections are going: amidst the first presidential round vote recount and one day before parliament elections, a bunch of fascists here just gathered yesterday to commemorate a Legionary (nazi movement) leader and completed the meeting with a coordinated NAZI SALUTE.

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convorbire între 2 colegi înainte de un test la istorie:

"ce a făcut Cezar?"

"A SUPT-O! ! ! A SUPT-O ÎN FIECARE ZI"

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conversation between 2 classmates before a history test:

"what did Caesar do?"

"HE SUCKED DICK! ! ! HE SUCKED IT EVERYDAY"

Brâncuși whoooooo?

I can't believe we're officially in Schengen. Now I can go on a light jog to Paris every morning

weirdest thing that ever happened

maybe the expired orange will grow into an orange tree

i'm gonna slap that expired orange

- @sacabambaspis-offish

What expired orange?

da

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