Some Of Your Goofy Asses For The Past 20 Years

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

just ate a massive bowl of ramen about half an hour ago. why is my stomach screaming at me now. Stop. I Fed You. Loads.

People on the ao3 subredit get so mad when you point out you wanna read fanfiction of the actual characters of the media you have consumed and not the fandom commodified version of them. Like idk if you take every interesting character and transform them in the same trite dynamic of masculine top man x hyperfeminine bottom twink flower shop au angst hurt and comfort in this oddly american setting and do it ad oltranza with all the medias turning into that why are you even writing for those fandoms to begin with!!!

i keep getting tumblr “achievements” about shit like “you’ve liked 500 posts!” like damn okay, thanks for calling out my doomscrolling…

i wish beating annoying people up wasn’t frowned upon and sometimes also prosecuted(or is it persecuted? idk the difference). if there were no conses to the quences, i would have beat the shit out of so many people by now. mostly men. definitely lots of boys

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

born to be a bottom, forced to be a top 🫩

"I'm too pretty for this" is a perfectly valid excuse for Sirius actually.

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.