The Noble And Most Cunty House Of Slutty Waists

James dying and Regulus trying to be a good person so he can be with James in heaven when he dies

i fear this is me(i have a femme already)

The struggle is real

not trans anymore, but still want a dick. that’s all!

marauders propaganda i’m not falling for

they all die??

straight remus

remus belittling sirius & making him seem stupid

sirius and/or peter being dumb

james being an egotistical ass

sirius being unsupportive of jegulus

any of them having toxic masculinity(maybe sirius bc his family)

marauders propaganda i AM falling for

genderfluid sirius

trans regulus

bi4bi jily

insane rosekiller

pandora being genuinely batshit

GAAAAAY

aro/ace peter

ace remus(or the complete opposite; he’s a crazy freak)

remus not being conventionally attractive

the marauders being dedicated nerds

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

I USED TO LIVE THERE!!! YAYAYAY

Born to be a hater, trained since birth in being a kind and considerate person.

genuinely cannot take ANYTHING seriously after i read ANYTHING with a description of insane magic powers. wdym her body “overflowed with magic strength?” pls be fr. i have to close the tab now. god dammit. thanks a lot.

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

”i hate angst” i say as i like and reblog many, many angst posts

”james and Sirius would grieve regulus together”

ok but consider: they don’t, they just can’t, they try so fucking hard to be there for each other and maybe they spend the first week killing themselves in their grief for the other but they realize they will never heal as long as there is still an open wound.

The first time they see each other after hearing the news they spend hours sobbing into each other on James kitchen floor. But it’s too hard to be around each other after that, James looks into the love of his life’s eyes and wonders where his freckles went before he remembers, Sirius hates James and hates himself for ever calling James his only brother when he was pushing Regulus away. James starts to resent Sirius for the way he leans on Remus, it’s not fair that he has a person to love him through it and James doesn’t, Sirius is mad at James for not doing more to save Regulus. It’s a whole bad situation before they realize that grief makes them ugly people for each other and the best thing they can do is take some time for themselves to heal.

and maybe in a couple months or a year when it doesn’t hurt as much, at least not every second of every day, they’re able to sit in silence on a threadbare couch that used to be hangout home base and exist in the same room together without breaking down. Maybe in a year they can make the tea regulus liked without shattering mugs and they can talk now too but never about him too much