Shoutout All The Girls Who Know An Uncomfortable Amount About The Beatles

Watching Severance with your family and watching them in turn realizing with horror that they’re going to have to watch slow burn old man yaoi staring Christopher Walken is an experience I cannot recommend enough

If the yaoi ain’t old and toxic I ain’t want it

As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do

Revisiting fnaf now and it’s giving vibes of when you’ve already made your point in an essay so you just keep yapping to hit the word count. No hate at all, I can just tell that Scott did NOT know that he was going to have this much story so he went with the ‘yes and’ strategy

Y’all don’t know her like I do. We’re best friends in my head

Been reading Dracula and so far my favourite parts are when Jack Seward detours from writing about the undead bullshit to talk about some insane guy, they give Reinfield zero relation to the plot for the first half of the book other than Jack thinking he’s neat. Like yes king, tell me that work tea

finally finished lost and all i can say is that i think desmond and penny should've asked sayid to be their third

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once