Been Reading Dracula And So Far My Favourite Parts Are When Jack Seward Detours From Writing About The

I’m sorry but the people who legitimately refuse to see how gay season two of squid game was might low-key be closeted. Like if you’re looking longingly at your boy like that I think you may need to rethink some things

Y’all don’t know her like I do. We’re best friends in my head

Since the original phrase is already horrific can we start saying ‘by the skin of my ass’

What you gotta understand about my Lost analysis is that I'm watching it like it's Succession, everyone is a unique version of fucked up and no one is winning

Toy Chica this, Roxy that, y’all animatronic fuckers are cowards actually, you think it’s edgy but you ain’t got no vision. Start asking the real questions, what about withered Bonnie, what about music man, what. about. Nightmare Fredbear.

Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that

Everybody say Happy Birthday Feorge and Gred

Miles truly doesn’t get enough credit for being the only chill mf on that island. They’ll be like ‘omg will you rescue us?’ And he’ll just go ‘wow, it’s been months get over it girl 🙄'

Love how psychics are actually a canon thing in the lost universe because they’re always aware of the crash. Like one of the survivors will come in for a reading and within two minutes the psychic will go ‘get out. your vibes are ruining my business’

Shoutout all the girls who know an uncomfortable amount about the Beatles