It Is My Personal Opinion That If You Weren’t Into A Weird Indie Horror Game In Middle School Then

Lewis needs to watch his fucking mouth I’ll buy his house and sell it to the skeletons

Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that

Fucking hate being fixated on shit. What do you mean I’m nearing tears every time I think about some werewolf guy from a 2000s movie with like 20 minutes of screen time

partners (in crime)

Haters (my friends) will put me down (suggest that I may have adhd) to sabotage me 😔 ( they care and want the best for me) but we must stay strong ✊😤 (I’m too chickenshit to get tested)

Shout out MatPat for really being the dude ever

Gonna have to start adopting the brilliant Dr Van Helsing strategy of shouting obscure metaphors and riddles at the homies when they aren’t on board with my insane schemes until they are too confused to say no

Before Kendrick there was him