Before Kendrick There Was Him

Trying to explain Lost to your friends so they’ll watch it is more difficult than you think. ‘Yes they’re all stuck on this island but it’s also….weird” that’s deadass all you can say without spoiling it. I wish I could open with ‘it’s about two middle aged men making the most pathetic guys they could find fight to the death’ but finding that out is the fun part.

I have watched countless queer coded shows with my mom, yet to this day the only ship she has immediately picked up on was these absolute freaks

Richard should be more appreciated as a character because his moral compass is actually pretty funny. He’ll go along with Ben’s evil plans cause he has to but whenever he’s in charge he just does little puzzles. He isn’t necessarily going out of his way to be good but he truly does not care about any of the drama.

You were fumbling bad bitches, I was having a panic attack over my chemistry test, we are not the same

What you gotta understand about my Lost analysis is that I'm watching it like it's Succession, everyone is a unique version of fucked up and no one is winning

Can anybody hear me

Revisiting fnaf now and it’s giving vibes of when you’ve already made your point in an essay so you just keep yapping to hit the word count. No hate at all, I can just tell that Scott did NOT know that he was going to have this much story so he went with the ‘yes and’ strategy

Ben Linus, they could never make me form a consistent opinion of you. I want to punch him in the mouth. I also want to give him warm soup and tell him it’s going to be okay