Well fucks? Get to it!
i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
SOUTHERN RONODIN
IN A COWBOY HAT
THINK ABOUT IT
reposting my own Tweet (from 3 days ago) here 💖 enjoy
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.